"Upon seeing a fellow human in a grocery store, wearing a yellow unitard with no underwear, sporting a giant moose knuckle has left me in a state of flabbergastion."

"People that act like douchebags often leave me in a state of flabbergastion."

Flabbergastion by olivesOolviesreal February 21, 2018

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flabbergasting

the flapping together of the buttocks cheeks when gas is being passed

When Sam went flabbergasting, he accidently stretched out the pair of pants his friend let him borrow.

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Flabbergastic

Extremely excited;overly joyed. To have never ending happiness.

"That cheerleader over there is flabbergastic!"
"I know, she's the girl who never stops clapping!"

Flabbergastic by Maggie SE May 28, 2007

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flabbergastinglysuperextremely

the ultimate adjective used to describe something that is flabbergasting super and extremely awsome.

Dick:Dude yesterday i found a transformer t-shirt. its pink!

Bob:Maaaan thats flabbergastinglysuperextremely awsome! i hope you get me one too!

Kim: Look at those shoes they're flabbergastinglysuperextremely beautiful!

Tammy:But look at that price! its flabbergastinglysuperextremely expensive/

flabbergastinglysuperextremely by 293753028710389 November 15, 2009

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Flabbergasting hmong

Out of breath non air breathing non-Andrew Tate looking Asian with a HUGE personality

Dylan Keng only likes flabbergasting hmong women

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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