flabbergastium 

a mixture of cocaine, heroin, and horseraddish.

I fed the flabbergastium to my cat

flabbergastium by flabbergasted person January 24, 2024

flabbergastium 

a mix of crack, horseradish, and meth.

he on the flabbergastium, he aint' makin' no fuckin' sense

flabbergastium by Sgt. Shoetfurst January 26, 2024

Flabbergastion 

The state or condition in which one is feeling "Extra" flabbergasted.

"Upon seeing a fellow human in a grocery store, wearing a yellow unitard with no underwear, sporting a giant moose knuckle has left me in a state of flabbergastion."

"People that act like douchebags often leave me in a state of flabbergastion."

Flabbergastion by olivesOolviesreal February 21, 2018

flabbergasting 

the flapping together of the buttocks cheeks when gas is being passed

When Sam went flabbergasting, he accidently stretched out the pair of pants his friend let him borrow.

flabbergasting by sam loves men July 21, 2005

Flabbergastic 

Extremely excited;overly joyed. To have never ending happiness.

"That cheerleader over there is flabbergastic!"
"I know, she's the girl who never stops clapping!"

Flabbergastic by Maggie SE May 28, 2007

flabbergastinglysuperextremely 

the ultimate adjective used to describe something that is flabbergasting super and extremely awsome.

Dick:Dude yesterday i found a transformer t-shirt. its pink!

Bob:Maaaan thats flabbergastinglysuperextremely awsome! i hope you get me one too!

Kim: Look at those shoes they're flabbergastinglysuperextremely beautiful!

Tammy:But look at that price! its flabbergastinglysuperextremely expensive/

flabbergastinglysuperextremely by 293753028710389 November 15, 2009

Flabbergasting hmong 

Out of breath non air breathing non-Andrew Tate looking Asian with a HUGE personality

Dylan Keng only likes flabbergasting hmong women

Flabbergasting hmong by JI DION October 24, 2022