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Flashsterbation 

Noun, Verb

Flashsterbate

1. Websites that utilize a copious amount of the web technology Flash, almost to the point of absurdity.

2. Overcompensating for a lack of meaning and purpose by using Flash.
ex. Did you see that website? It was total flashsterbation.

ex. That company was flashsterbating all over it's self.
Flashsterbation by DK Lounge June 19, 2009

Flashstand 

Not just a website, a realm of elitness in which the elitus dwell.
You know Flashstand?
The website?
NO the realm for elitus!
Uh?
Flashstand by Mike March 20, 2004

flashsideways 

Similar to a flashback or flashforward but shows events that would transpire if a character's life would have turned out differently than what happened in the original timeline.

This concept was first started in the 6th season of the tv series Lost.
Guy1: "Man, imagine what my life would be like in a flashsideways timeline if Emily didn't break up with me?"

Guy2: "I know man, I know. Just let the tears out!"
flashsideways by MovieFreak1_O.o February 18, 2010

flashscreen 

What old people or millennials who say "old people things" say when they actually mean screenshot.
Cheyenne - "Hey so I just sent you a flashscreen of that shirt I want to buy."
Chanelle - "You mean screenshot?!"
Cheyenne - "Yeah, FLASHSCREEN."
Chanelle - 'Facepalm'
flashscreen by Xanda_1066 February 11, 2021

Flachsbart 

GERMAN: Blond-beard
Flachsbart's are arguably the greatest people to walk the Earth. You should feel privileged to carry the name, if you are gifted with the name that is...
Flachsbart by Flachsbart April 15, 2014

flashsavage

If you find someone who is named this, then your in luck. This guy is amazing at everything and if you meet him. You better not let go of him. You better show him defection and respect or he will forget about you
Flashsavage is a godat life
flashsavage by Vegeta senpai February 14, 2018