by Timnus December 31, 2010
When something happens that is the most disappointingly stupid thing to say or do ; Words cannot express the patheticness of anything that deserves a facepalm.
Guy 1: I made a fake facebook account to talk to my ex about me.
Guy 2: *Facepalm*
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by Capt. Palmface December 19, 2010
by Chazorlette March 18, 2009
The act of hitting ones face with ones palm. Similar to headdesk. Often used in online chat as *facepalm* to describe the opposite persons complete and utter stupidity. Yeah, doesn't work so well with glasses.
Blonde Person: Wait. You don't hold the knife by the pointy end?
Chef: *FACEPALM* (repeated facepalms)
Chef: *FACEPALM* (repeated facepalms)
by Died And Alive Immortal June 08, 2011
Javier flores: " I can't believe u did that CJ *facepalm* ow i hit myself in the eye."
CJ: *facepalm*
CJ: *facepalm*
by cjbarry666 January 11, 2011
The action of the palm of your hand hitting your face in an "are you kidding me" sort of manor. Normally done when you ask your friend a question and they reply with something stupid or completely not of matter.
When Jessica replied to the "how many states are there?" with "wait, Cuba makes 53 right?" I facepalmed.
by Hunterjumperblonde March 29, 2009
An expression where the person slaps his open hand against his face and leaves it there awhile, usually used to show how flabbergasted you are over the stupidity of something just said.
Angry Video Game Nerd: Go left again
"VIC 20 The Count" game (message on screen): Use 1 or 2 words only.
AVGN: OK, I've got two words; fuck you!
Game (screen message)": "Don't know how to FUCK something"
AVGN: (facepalm)
"VIC 20 The Count" game (message on screen): Use 1 or 2 words only.
AVGN: OK, I've got two words; fuck you!
Game (screen message)": "Don't know how to FUCK something"
AVGN: (facepalm)
by Burmy October 18, 2009