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Fizzle Fucked
When things or situations get messed up with no logical explanation or understanding. Different from a "Cluster Fuck", a situation that is Fizzle Fucked just makes no God damn sense.
For example, when your phone charger works only half the time and never when you really need it the most. You stand there bending the cord back and forth and shaking it like you are trying to raise the dead. Suddenly someone walks by and says, "Son, looks like your charger is Fizzle Fucked."
Fizzle Fucked by Seahawks1300 January 29, 2017
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Fizzing • Fizzin • Fizzine • fizzing at the bung • Fizzizzle • Fizzi • fizziate • fizziath • fizzics • fizzical activity
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Plop Plop Fizz Fizz
Stan needed to take a crap badly, but there was no toilet nearby. He improvised with a bucket and 2-liter of Pepsi. He ended up with a Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.
Plop Plop Fizz Fizz by joseph blough February 25, 2022
P-Fizz
A unit of measurement (weight in grams) defined as half a gram or (0.5) grams of that sticky-icky herbal goodness. A better alternative to saying “point-five” to your local weed man.
Me: “Ayo Jamie I’m comin to scoop some of that good good off ya in about 20 minutes.”
Jamie the weedman: “Sounds good how much u need?”
Me: “3 p-fizz should do the trick for now”
Jamie: “Bet, cya in 20.”
Jamie the weedman: “Sounds good how much u need?”
Me: “3 p-fizz should do the trick for now”
Jamie: “Bet, cya in 20.”
P-Fizz by snipshowmcgee October 9, 2018
Fizzfucker
An inconsiderate asshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world's most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household
Adam: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."
Fizzfucker by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017
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