Alka 

A woman with beautiful mind and soul who cares about every family member.

lets make this show ALKA bua.

Alka by M8nd December 1, 2020

Alka 

Intelligent,God fearing, funny, and caring.
Artistic, Jack-of-all-trades, loves animals, loves babies, wants lots of babies, loves food, family is center on top of which God reigns..
Basically loves being loved and hence easily offended.
If you love her, the love you receive is abundant.
If she faces a breakup, it never heals until & unless she herself gets over with it ( that takes a very long time).
Self love is less for her because she is neither confident nor satisfied with herself.
For her, love is the most important in the whole universe...
❤Being Alka

Being Alka, Be Alka - Learn to love like an Alka

Alka by elonmuskeeter December 9, 2018

alka 

BIG BOOTY, A girl with a huge butt. Nice face,

Bascially the perfect woman

OMG did u see that ALKA WALK BY?

alka by anish C. October 15, 2007

Alka 

The post-effect of forgetting how to speak English after wearing a swim cap.

I was wearing my swim cap when the gardener came in and asked whether he could get paid. I mumbled something incoherent. I hate when I Alka-out like that.

Alka by PK2011 August 17, 2010

Alka 

A fatass retarded ñîggâ who literally shits himself.

It smells like poo.

Must be Alka.

Alka by Bruhdude24 April 27, 2022

Alka 

A fatass retarded ñîggâ who literally shits himself.

It smells like poo.

Must be Alka.

Alka by Bruhdude24 April 27, 2022

alka-dew 

Hangover medication made by dropping alka-seltzer in mountain dew.

Last night was rough, I need an alka-dew.

alka-dew by rushfordlake April 23, 2009