Fix'd

Forum slang for fixed.

Noob:
your so bad.

Pro:
It's you're*
fix'd

by Chubie[J0k3R March 25, 2009

You can't fix douche

When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.

Darrell lost 100 pounds and looks pretty good, but you can't fix douche.

by kajoe June 16, 2011

Fix the Dishes

Fix the Dishes is a common euphemism for “Getting laid” or “Fucking some bitches”. It originated in the mountain states of the U.S.

“What’d you do last night Christine?”

“Let’s just say I went to Mike’s and went to Fix the Dishes”

by TinaBitch July 6, 2020

fix the dryer

Its slang for taming the one eyed monster(jacking off)

Zenner- "Yo u guys i gotta fix the dryer i think its on the frits again."

Wasted- " stfu dude ur just going to whack off"

by wasted July 15, 2006

fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

by Tman653 May 7, 2018

national make buff fix unturned day

on may 15 buff has to fix his unturned game or bron will kill him

"buff go fix your fucking unturned already"
"why"
"its national make buff fix unturned day"
"oh"

by bronwynm May 15, 2021

Fix or Repair Daily

A derogatory phrase regarding the ailing American car company Ford, in which the word compacted into an acronym spells, yes, Ford.

Ford stands for Fix or Repair Daily.

by Nick Weiner March 6, 2009