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johnny fived it 

To read with great haste yet retain all information, sentence structure and relevance.

Derived from the main character in the film Short Circuit
"What you read War and Peace on your Lunchbreak?"

"Yeah, I Johnny fived it!"
johnny fived it by m0r1arty April 6, 2006
Related Words
Fivod • fiodena • Fivos • Fidodlecake • Fived • fivorce • Ficode • Fidodongle • FIOD • Fiodor
Often referred to as one who sends hot pics.
Fivozs hot pics will be the reward.
fivoz by Askav June 11, 2017
Just the best man alive in every way possible.
Hey , look , it's Fivos
Fivos by RedFinix October 27, 2019
An uncommon amicable ending of a marriage where two people are better off as friends than partners. Pain is present, but way less bitter and sour than the counterpart (divorce). Flourishing as friends, along with their family and mutual friends is favored, hence the “F”, oppose to “D”, which represents destruction in the word, "Divorce.
PERSON #1: Tom and Mary are going through a nasty divorce. Tom actually wants me to stop talking to Mary. This sucks!

PERSON #2: I wish they were going through a Fivorce like Steve and Jennifer. They actually asked me to join them on a staycation because they want our kids to continue having play dates together.

PERSON #1: confused face
fivorce by TheAnonymiss February 27, 2023

maroon fived 

When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.
I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.
maroon fived by justindelaney October 25, 2018
synonym for joint, coined by Ruggero De Ceglie
quello che chi n'so fuma è fiodena mignotta Gialuca!
prima che papà tuo muore devi imparare a fumà 'r fiodena, tiè dai cazzo questo 'o fanno pure i gnomi!
fiodena by gianluga October 28, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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