Five finger Dismount 

You meet a random girl at the bar and get her to take you back to her place. you do her and shoot your load in her hair then when she gets in the shower you steal her tv.

One night at the bar i saw this hoe from high school, she was a bitch back then so i felt she was worth the five finger dismount.

Five finger Dismount by Butterbean August 20, 2006

Five finger discount 

Stealing.

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

Five finger discount by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

five-finger discount

To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.

Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.

five-finger discount by energy-void June 9, 2005

Five finger discount 

The act of simultaneously buying and stealing goods as to avoid suspicion and increase return on spent funds.

Went to Macys and bought sneakers but five finger discounted the socks and underwear.

Five finger discount by RepoManDR October 1, 2022

five finger discount 

To Steal

"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"

five finger discount by Element March 23, 2003

five finger discount 

The ability to shoplift.

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."

five finger discount by Skeddles February 5, 2008

five finger discount 

stealing

got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.

five finger discount by nick August 21, 2003