Fitmas

When you have a full Fit for Christmas
Getting Fit,

Having a fit,
Using a fit, do your clothes even fit??

I'm having a full Fit this Fitmas,. It should really get my Heart going..

by Al ZéCruddy December 4, 2021

Fatmasari

A lady who is a sun and moon. She brightens My day and lIghtens my night. She is clever and quick witted. Has many thinGs in mind and is fUn to chat with. ShE has extraordinary random thoughts being an extraordinary special lady. Her plainness makes me laugh and i dont know why she just keeps me excited.She is loving and caring and has a pleasantly cooL personality. She is just fantastically exceptional.

Oh that girl!. Im sure she is fatmasari.

by Phenomenal One January 12, 2011

Fitzmas

"Fitzmas" is the atmosphere of excitement and anticipation preceding the conclusion of Patrick Fitzgerald's grand jury investigation into the Bush regime's treason and perjury.

My Fitzmas list has expanded from just Scooter and Rove; I secretly hope I get a Cheney indictment or resignation because I've been a very good boy this year.

by Reilly-o November 1, 2005

Fitzmas

"Fitzmas" is the atmosphere of excitement and anticipation preceding the conclusion of Patrick Fitzgerald's grand jury investigation into the Bush regime's treason and perjury.

My Fitzmas list has expanded from just Scooter and Rove; I secretly hope I get a Cheney indictment or resignation because I've been a very good boy this year.

by Reilly-o October 24, 2005

Fistmas

Fistmas is he celebration of the birth of Fisting. It is very common to see popcorn strung an boody fists hanging from the tree. The Jews call it Fistivus. This is an 8 day Fisting holiday!

Merry Fistmas Charie Brown!

On the first day of fistmas my true love gave to me!!!

by Neato August 21, 2007

shatty Fatmas

Song by A.F.I from the album very proud of ya

"dude whats the name of that song your listening to?"

"shatty fatmas by afi"

by ironside37x July 5, 2008

fitbasturbate

Using a fitbit to track how many strokes you use while masturbating until you cum.

Archer: I used my fitbit to masturbate last night so I could see how many strokes I used till I shot my load.
Castor: How many strokes?
Archer: I fitbasturbated almost 4 miles last night!

by False Aorta September 10, 2015