Archer: I used my fitbit to masturbate last night so I could see how many strokes I used till I shot my load.
Castor: How many strokes?
Archer: I fitbasturbated almost 4 miles last night!
Castor: How many strokes?
Archer: I fitbasturbated almost 4 miles last night!
by False Aorta September 10, 2015
