Fistmas

Fistmas is he celebration of the birth of Fisting. It is very common to see popcorn strung an boody fists hanging from the tree. The Jews call it Fistivus. This is an 8 day Fisting holiday!

Merry Fistmas Charie Brown!

On the first day of fistmas my true love gave to me!!!

Fistmas by Neato August 21, 2007

Fistmas

Fistmas is the celebration of the birth of fisting. It is very common to see popcorn strung and bloody fists hanging on the fistmas tree. The jews call it fistivus. This is an 8 day fisting holiday!

Merry Fistmas Charlie Brown!

Fistmas by Neato August 19, 2007

merry fistmas 

a joyous greeting during holiday seasons to avoid being politically 'incorrect' and/offending people.

dunnock never cared for traditional holidays like valentines day or christmas. emo boys like to be 'different' so he came up with the phrase 'Merry Fistmas!'

merry fistmas by kelly a h November 30, 2005

Fristmas 

(Noun): Originally, an obscure “reverse holiday” involuntarily observed by several hundred people just in the Capitol Hill area of Washington, D.C. Named after a false prophet out of Tennessee. People “celebrate” Fristmas by canceling vacation plans at the last minute, staying away from their families and friends, and working on the Sabbath. The emblem of Fristmas is not a Menorah or Christmas Tree, but a Gavel. (Verb): To work involuntarily on a weekend, a holiday, or a vacation, as in, "I just got Fristmased by my boss, and I have to go into the office."

You are all set to go on your planned holiday vacation when your boss calls to say "Merry Fristmas" then proceeds to tell you that he canceled your already approved vacation, and that you need to come into work.

Fristmas by Uelandia December 19, 2005

FISHMAS 

what is celebrated on opening day of trout season in Westmoreland County Penna.

We camp along the stream the night before Fishmas, we call that Fishmas Eve.

FISHMAS by Plasterer1 April 30, 2011

Fistastic 

Fistastic - An adjective one uses to decribe the common feeling one is experiencing with that of the ectacy one ahcieves by having a large fist shoved in their ass.

"That Gaping Niblo you performed on me last night was fistastic!"

Fistastic by Onre Port July 4, 2004

Firstmas

The most wonderful time of the month when everyone on welfare gets their checks and goes to Wal-Mart, resulting in crowds not unlike there are at Christmas.

I only meant to spend 5 minutes at Wal-Mart, but I forgot it was Firstmas. I was in the checkout line for 2 hours.

Firstmas by Claytonicus April 8, 2009