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Fitass means well cute
handsome
fit
Sabine : that boi is fitass wat u fink
Chloe : he is well cute
fitass by sabine the sxy minx August 16, 2005
Words you can keep
That one person you know that eats tons of junk food yet is somehow as thin as a twig.
Did you see Bob? He’s eaten 4 burgers this week!

And he’s still thin. He’s a total fitass.
Fitass by BreakinDaLaw October 12, 2023

Fatass Jonny 

"Fatass Jonny" is a term created on December of 27th, in 2020. First ever footage of such term used was documented in the video titled, "Fat ass Johnny (CSGO Moment)" uploaded by the channel, "Mrbailey channel". The term is frequently used in the CS:GO community. It is used to call someone who spent, or currently spends, money on the CS:GO game starting from when the game became free in 2018.

Clarifications;
An individual cannot be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they sold something on the Steam market and later on bought something in CS:GO.
An individual can be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they took money out of their wallet to buy something in CS:GO.
An individual cannot be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they took money out of their wallet to buy a Steam gift card and then purchase something in CS:GO.
An individual can be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they bought an item in CS:GO that was planned to make profit from, but failed to do so.
Danny spent $20 on a CS:GO skin out of his own wallet, he has now become a Fatass Jonny.

Lev is not a Fatass Jonny because he sold his skin for $20 when originally he bought it for $15, and therefore made profit.
Fatass Jonny by exxarushii February 8, 2022

colossal fatass 

The largest form of fatass in the known universe, typical traits include eating, shitting, sleeping and eating while shitting. The stench from such a beast is fatal to anyone within a 5 meter radius
Bob:quit being such a colossal fatass and go for a walk
Joe: no can do, i gotta take a shit and eat supper, then sleep
colossal fatass by endlessnameless February 2, 2010

Fatassing 

To Procrastinate or eat excessivly
Stop fatassing and get back to work!
Fatassing by Lord Djem So January 13, 2008

fatass american 

an american who is not necessarily obese, but will binge out on a shitload of food, usually at large events or gatherings.
Person 1: "Woah, that International Dinner was so great! I ate so much food that I almost threw up!"

Person 2: "Fatass American!"

Fatass Retard 

A controller player who sits on his fucking ass all day playing Unturned and spends a month on unturned in 2 weeks WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Me: You are such a Fatass Retard! Savage: WHO?
Fatass Retard by MysticHZ March 31, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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