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A drink for out of shape people, that needs a boost for nightly activities.
Brandon drank a fitaid and kept me up all night!
Fitaid by Lovedbs March 27, 2020
Words you can keep

Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

chic-filaid 

Using your partner as a table to eat Chic-Fil-A during coitus.
Oh man, I got Chic-filaid lastnight; it was amazing.
chic-filaid by LTDansen October 19, 2013
A person that relies on people's comment or reviews about anything in order to be able to buy or do something.
Bro you're such a fitard when it comes to workout supplements.
Fitard by BlvdDaddy August 19, 2016
Alternatively Fitbitiot; One who obsesses over using, looking at, talking about or otherwise engaging with, their Fitbit device. To include a constant discussion with others who have Fitbit devices, including a constant comparison of how many steps, stair cases or hours of sleep their device has recorded. This includes those who have Fitbit “challenges.”
Lori was, again, telling me how many steps she had; she is such a Fitbidiot.
Fitbidiot by Eclecticrazy November 19, 2017
Fucks me in the ass I don’t know
Q: “Why is your friend so mad
A: “FMITAIDK”
FMITAIDK by ST1NK0 August 14, 2026
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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