Fitaid

A drink for out of shape people, that needs a boost for nightly activities.

Brandon drank a fitaid and kept me up all night!

Fitaid by Lovedbs March 27, 2020

Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

chic-filaid 

Using your partner as a table to eat Chic-Fil-A during coitus.

Oh man, I got Chic-filaid lastnight; it was amazing.

chic-filaid by LTDansen October 19, 2013

Fitard 

A person that relies on people's comment or reviews about anything in order to be able to buy or do something.

Bro you're such a fitard when it comes to workout supplements.

Fitard by BlvdDaddy August 19, 2016

Fitbidiot

Alternatively Fitbitiot; One who obsesses over using, looking at, talking about or otherwise engaging with, their Fitbit device. To include a constant discussion with others who have Fitbit devices, including a constant comparison of how many steps, stair cases or hours of sleep their device has recorded. This includes those who have Fitbit “challenges.”

Lori was, again, telling me how many steps she had; she is such a Fitbidiot.

Fitbidiot by Eclecticrazy November 19, 2017