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Alternatively Fitbitiot; One who obsesses over using, looking at, talking about or otherwise engaging with, their Fitbit device. To include a constant discussion with others who have Fitbit devices, including a constant comparison of how many steps, stair cases or hours of sleep their device has recorded. This includes those who have Fitbit “challenges.”
Lori was, again, telling me how many steps she had; she is such a Fitbidiot.
Fitbidiot by Eclecticrazy November 19, 2017
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"My ex-wife is a fubidiot, that bitch thinks that I'm giving her half of my fucking money."
fubidiot by jcf426 October 29, 2017

Footbidiot 

A person who has actually no clue about the rules or schedule of American football.
Gumar can’t follow the rules or schedule of Football to save his life. He is such a fucking footbidiot!

FaBidiot 

A person who shares or posts or news as legitimate information on Facebook without fact checking the source. These posts are often well debunked conspiracy theories or fake news.
Susan is such a Fabidiot. Did you see that article she shared claiming that the Sandy Hook shooting was staged?
FaBidiot by Project Mayhem II April 30, 2020

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026