Fisticles 

Using your fists as spectacles to see far away objects seem a little bit more focused.

"I don't have my glasses, I can't read this book"
"Well why don't you use your pair of my patented fisticles"

-From the fisticles infomercial.

Fisticles by Frankletini November 8, 2010

Festicle 

A Festival of testicles!

Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?

Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!

Festicle by FLUSHTHATSHITDOWN April 19, 2009

farticles 

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

You contaminated my air with your farticles!

farticles by ThreePts October 24, 2005

Festicle. 

A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.

1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.

2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.

Festicle. by sam nutt May 3, 2007

farticles 

The microscopic, airborne particles of fecal matter that are released by the anus during a fart.

GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!

farticles by ellebowskigrande August 15, 2007

Farticles 

The particles released from the anus when you fart.

Oh, damn! I just swallowed a buttload of farticles!

Farticles by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011

Frosticles 

when extreme cold temperatures causes frost and even ice to form on one or both testicles

When the weather report said to expect temperatures to drop below freezing, Jason wrapped a scarf around his balls to prevent frosticles

Frosticles by Luviticus December 20, 2008