Fart Mathematics

The mathematics behind farting. They can determine the stink, sound, feel, and even the exact amount of particles in the fart (farticles) that you let out.
I had to use my Fart Mathematics to figure out how many farticles my farts blast out.
by The_Kerwinator January 22, 2011
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Farticles

The particles released from the anus when you fart.
Oh, damn! I just swallowed a buttload of farticles!
by The_Kerwinator January 22, 2011
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Kerwin

Flatulation ejected through the penis. Also called a "dickfart".
I totally blew a Kerwin when I heard Paradise City!
by The_Kerwinator January 09, 2011
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