Definitions by The_Kerwinator

Fart Mathematics 

The mathematics behind farting. They can determine the stink, sound, feel, and even the exact amount of particles in the fart (farticles) that you let out.

I had to use my Fart Mathematics to figure out how many farticles my farts blast out.

Fart Mathematics by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011

Farticles 

The particles released from the anus when you fart.

Oh, damn! I just swallowed a buttload of farticles!

Farticles by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011

Kerwin 

Flatulation ejected through the penis. Also called a "dickfart".

I totally blew a Kerwin when I heard Paradise City!

Kerwin by The_Kerwinator January 9, 2011