The_Kerwinator's definitions

Farticles

The particles released from the anus when you fart.

Oh, damn! I just swallowed a buttload of farticles!

by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011

Fart Mathematics

The mathematics behind farting. They can determine the stink, sound, feel, and even the exact amount of particles in the fart (farticles) that you let out.

I had to use my Fart Mathematics to figure out how many farticles my farts blast out.

by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011

Kerwin

Flatulation ejected through the penis. Also called a "dickfart".

I totally blew a Kerwin when I heard Paradise City!

by The_Kerwinator January 9, 2011