Fishtian

Anyone driving around with a Jesus Fish on their car.

Jesus Christ! That Fishtian almost ran me off the road!

by Arsenlael January 31, 2008

Fishtankin'

The act of two people making out with such fervor that it is audible to others around.

Example 1:
(Josh and Lana are making out)
Marlee: Can you hear that?
Amanda: Is that the fish tank?

Example 2:
(Alexander and Kayla were making out the previous night)
Alexander: (sly look) So, I kept hearing a belt buckle last night...
Nathan: Yeah well, I heard you fishtankin' it up! How about that?
Alexander: (holds head down in shame)
Nathan: (ultimate glory)

by curlyfries102 February 20, 2011

fistianity

n 1: a monotheistic system of beliefs and practices based on up-to-the-elbow ass fisting and the teachings of the Christosaur as embodied in the Scripts of the Gouche and emphasizing the role of the Christosaur as savior syn: Fistianity, Fistian religion 2: the collective body of Fistians throughout the world and history (found predominantly in Fistralia and Fistonia); "for a thousand years the RoMAN CatHOLEic Church was the principal church of Fistendom"

I couldn't fist past my wrist so I gave myself to fistianity and now I can make it around the corner.

by Selur Natas September 12, 2004

carry a fishtank

A polite term to excuse two people to go and privately have sex.

ex. Hey, do you want to go downstairs and help me carry a fishtank?

by letscarryit69 December 22, 2017

fishtanking

When it is late at night (around 3am) and your intoxicants have worn off, and you are just a shell wandering or staring aimlessly at walls, like a fish in a tank. Also, to actually fishtank you cannot be aware you are doing it -- that would mean you're coherent.

"We have to get Kevin home -- he's totally fishtanking."

by djdiem March 3, 2009

Fishtangle

A two dementional shape composed of a sideways triangle and water droplet shape to form the simple outline of a fish.

"What did you learn in geometry today?"
"We learnt how many sides a fishtangle has."

by rhys rohypnol July 28, 2009

Fistian

(rhymes with Christian) Noun: The name of a sexual foreplay procedure where one's fist is forcefully thrust into a female's vagina.

Tasha wasn't feeling pleasured by Daniel's finger, so he gave her the ol' fistian.

by Chase Cheffe August 15, 2007