fristian
fristian by Submitters of Words August 2, 2011
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fristian
A right wing Republican Christian wacko who can make medical diagnosis from watching video tape of someone thousands of miles away, and able to see inside a “blind trust.” Also, one must hate gays and brown skinned people.
Republican Senator Bill Frist, a Fristian used his Jesus powers to diagnose Terri Schiavo as not being in a persistent vegetative state. Frist stated, "She certainly seems to respond to visual stimuli."
fristian by FrankieWVU July 30, 2008
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A stoic unhospitable tall blond farmer that speaks an incomprehensible language. Basically Varg's wet dream.
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Frisian
Language spoken in the northern part of the Netherlands, in the provinces of Fryslân (Friesland) and Groningen. Closely related to English. Sometimes falsely called a dialect by racist Dutch people.
Bûter, brea en griene tsiis: goed Ingelsk en goed Frysk (Butter, bread and green cheese: good English and good Frisian)
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fistianity
n 1: a monotheistic system of beliefs and practices based on up-to-the-elbow ass fisting and the teachings of the Christosaur as embodied in the Scripts of the Gouche and emphasizing the role of the Christosaur as savior syn: Fistianity, Fistian religion 2: the collective body of Fistians throughout the world and history (found predominantly in Fistralia and Fistonia); "for a thousand years the RoMAN CatHOLEic Church was the principal church of Fistendom"
I couldn't fist past my wrist so I gave myself to fistianity and now I can make it around the corner.
fistianity by Selur Natas September 12, 2004
Fistian
(rhymes with Christian) Noun: The name of a sexual foreplay procedure where one's fist is forcefully thrust into a female's vagina.
Fistian by Chase Cheffe August 15, 2007
Fristing
The Republican party is set to begin fristing the courts, the Constitution, and the American people this week.
Fristing by Phylos Racshan May 18, 2005
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