fristian
fake christian
fristian by Submitters of Words August 2, 2011
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fristian
A right wing Republican Christian wacko who can make medical diagnosis from watching video tape of someone thousands of miles away, and able to see inside a “blind trust.” Also, one must hate gays and brown skinned people.
Republican Senator Bill Frist, a Fristian used his Jesus powers to diagnose Terri Schiavo as not being in a persistent vegetative state. Frist stated, "She certainly seems to respond to visual stimuli."
fristian by FrankieWVU July 30, 2008
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fistianity
n 1: a monotheistic system of beliefs and practices based on up-to-the-elbow ass fisting and the teachings of the Christosaur as embodied in the Scripts of the Gouche and emphasizing the role of the Christosaur as savior syn: Fistianity, Fistian religion 2: the collective body of Fistians throughout the world and history (found predominantly in Fistralia and Fistonia); "for a thousand years the RoMAN CatHOLEic Church was the principal church of Fistendom"
I couldn't fist past my wrist so I gave myself to fistianity and now I can make it around the corner.
fistianity by Selur Natas September 12, 2004