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When ur like mid fist-pump but u can't finish it bc ur not hype enough.
Wilson: oh man that was a pretty bad rave
Richard: yea bro u were so fistey
Wilson: ikr i was stoned bro :/
Fistey by nanasux2005 November 4, 2018
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Fistey Mcgee 

A nickname used commonly by many teenagers. A nickname that means someone who can fist another person very good.
Yo Fistey Mcgee why dont you come over to my shack tonight and give me a good penetration with your fist.
Fistey Mcgee by Swizzzz June 14, 2009
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Ass-Fistey Wank 

Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.
''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''

''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''

''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''

''Bingo, flaccid sir''

Tight-Fisted

Stingy character; unwilling to spend or give.
He is so Tight-Fisted he ignores charities and never leaves a tip.
Tight-Fisted by clamorous January 22, 2013

Twisted Fister 

The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.
If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

Fisty Squats 

One man lays on his back and holds his arm up in the air while making a fist. His partner then squats onto the fist until orgasm.
I Heard John and Carl tried fisty squats last night, Carl had to be rushed to the ER.
Fisty Squats by Torlo June 9, 2018
the gay boy taking the entire fist during fist fucking
hey mike! get that whole fist in my gay little butt, this time i'm the fistette
fistette by merry chrismess December 2, 2010
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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