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Fishmonger's 

They barely fucking exist now, you now find "fish" in those big shitty supermarkets. Their so-called "fish" has "great flavour and is mouth-watering" taste which is utter bullshit. Probably have more sawdust than actual fish in those fuckers.
Person1: I know what will happen, I will go to the supermarket to get fish and Person2 and Person3 should say I should go to the Fishmonger's.
Me, writing this: Oh you dickhead, I wanted a fucking story you shitty non-existent guy. Now my next definition has to be FUCKING DIFFERENT!
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Fishmonger's Dustbin 

A vagina that could attract seagulls from miles around.

fishmonger's gorge 

A pussy. A real ripe one. Best avoided.
Dude 1: "Man, that chick I met last night. She was evil!"
Dude 2: "Yo, why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "I went down on her and it was like a fishmonger's gorge!"
fishmonger's gorge by Wizards Sleeve February 27, 2007

Fishmonger's mop bucket 

"I shagged a girl last night, her cunt smelled like a fishmonger's mop bucket"

"My wife's cunt smells like a fishmonger's mop bucket"

Samuel Fishmonger 

Have you heard of the legend of Samuel Fishmonger?
Samuel Fishmonger by Moomala February 11, 2022

fishmongers sleeve 

Fucking hell Janet when was the last time you washed? You smell like a fishmongers sleeve!
fishmongers sleeve by C Dore March 6, 2022

Fishmonger 

Derogatory term popularised in Singapore but commonly used across the wider APAC region. It describes a local, solely Asian woman who usually dresses and behaves in a provocative manner, and who exclusively dates white men.

Fishmongers can usually be spotted in establishments that cater to expat wallets, typically flaunting tight dresses and flashy heels.
The fishmonger regularly catches in her net men with neo-colonial attitudes with receding hairlines from typically financial and insurance backgrounds. The fishmonger’s distinctive giggles signal her mating intent and validate the man’s poor conversational content.

These two groups engage and reinforce each other, thus guaranteeing their mutual long term survival.

It can also be used in the form of an adjective: fishmongery, or a verb: fishmongering, to fishmonger.
Jack went to Ce La Vi last Wednesday and brought home yet another fishmonger.

Look at Trisha’s dress tonight. She looks like an absolute fishmonger.

Dylan ditched us for a cold blooded fishmonger.

Latinos don’t go for fishmongers. They keep it classy.
Fishmonger by jacklondon555 June 2, 2018
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