3 definition by The sting

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When a rogue unflushed turd is left for a few hours in the toilet bowl and takes on the appearance of a spent tea bag.
"I went to the toilet this morning and someone had left a teabag turd in there."
by The sting May 29, 2014

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Used to describe a particularly fishy cunt.
"I shagged a girl last night, her cunt smelled like a fishmonger's mop bucket"

"My wife's cunt smells like a fishmonger's mop bucket"
by The sting January 14, 2014

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When you really fancy a wank but you're preoccupied with doing something else.
For example "I can't get a wank in edgeways, I've got loads of work to do"

"I had a busy weekend, I couldn't get a wank in edgeways"
by The sting December 23, 2013

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