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The mixture of a giggle and yawn
Damn that was a good firkle
Firkle by Debras Ex-Wife, Nancy. September 5, 2021
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The fircle is a square-like shape, but with rounded edges. It can also be described as a circle with sides. A fircle is very similar, but not the same as, a squircle.

The formula for calculating the perimeter of a fircle whose four sides have length 'L' is
P = 4L - (8-2π)r

The formula for area would be
A = LW - (4-π)r2
Ross is very talented at drawing fircles.
Fircle by NugsNotDrugs March 20, 2015

Finkle Dink

When A midget or Dwarf is involved in sexual acts with a women or man with no arms or legs.
Mark the midget met julie the girl with no arms and legs and they went back to her house and had a finkle dink.
Finkle Dink by DiiRtY FaMe October 20, 2010

ray finkle 

Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," The first and oly pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American.
What do you know about Ray Finkle?
ray finkle by function thinker June 30, 2004

fickle finger of fate 

n.
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things

2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others

3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events
Did you hear about what happened with Joe? He lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. Poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.

Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!

Forklery 

instead of cutlery i.e forks,knifes,spoons.
Just a bunch of forks..Forklery.
Forklery by petsrus September 26, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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