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Firetwerking is the action of placing a firework of any size into your urethra and twerking. It is half dance, half fireworks spectacular, and all American. Firetwerking originated in Aztec culture, where fire dancers would dance with torches held between their thighs. In 2013, dance historians combined this style of fire dancing and twerking to create Firetwerking.
Dave: Did you see Mike at that party the other day?
Gertrude: Nah man, what happened?
Dave: He was Firetwerking everywhere!
Gertrude: Classic Mike!

Stacy: Check out my new Firetwerking video on Vine!
Frank: Wow, I'm surprised your meat curtains didn't catch fire!
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The Creator's fireworks

The Northern Lights, Aurora Borealis, a fantastic natural light show!
We were fortunate to see The Creator's fireworks in the winter in the early AM hours, after midnight. They were spectacular!

bootleg fireworks

A whole new way of praying.
oh SHIT OH GAWD JESUS JESUS JESUS LORD JE ZUS JESUS OHHHH JESUS CHRIST OHH OHHHHHH JESUS JESUS OHHH LAWD 'REEKRIS' LAWD JESUS IT GOIN DOWN AWWW MOTHERFUCKIN BOOTLEG FIREWORKS
bootleg fireworks by Wonka9090 October 10, 2011

Fireworks Factory 

Originally from the Simpsons, where Itchy and Scratchy were trying to travel to the fireworks factory but were prevented from doing so by an unpopular third character, "Poochy", to the dismay of the viewers.

The phrase now applies whenever an entertainer refuses to do the things that the audience wants.
I can't believe that Clark Kent won't fly or wear the Superman costume in Smallville! Why won't they just go to the fireworks factory?

The firework is beautiful isn't it 

When you love someone but you know that they don't have the same feeling for you and you are willing to let it go / to move on even if you never had a relationship. ( a one sided love)
The firework is beautiful isn't it, i love you but i know i need to move on even though we didn't have been in a relationship.

Mexican Fireworks 

when a guy is close to finish, he pulls out and yells "Arriba!" (hence, mexican) as he gives the girl a "Money Shot" (therefore, fireworks)
Girl 1: what was all that commotion from your bedroom? and what happened to your face? why is it sticky?

Girl 2: he gave me Mexican Fireworks...

Girl 1: eww
Mexican Fireworks by Shaggo July 30, 2010

firework head 

When a person’s mind is almost entirely consumed by setting off the perfect series of fireworks on the Fourth of July, so they practice every night for a month, driving their friends and neighbors nearly crazy.
That guy’s a totally OCD firework head to the point where this annual insipid activity appears to have eaten the poor fucker’s brain.
firework head by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
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