Firepi 

A raspberry pi that happens to be on fire. Extremely dangerous.

Did you know that that person has a firepi? His last 3 houses burned down from it!

Firepi by Firepup650 April 7, 2024

firepuma142 

very cool man called yule, twitch account. normally stoned, engaged but killed by a comet in 2021

i’m firepuma142 on twitch, do you game?

firepuma142 by cheetorat284 December 27, 2021

Glory Firefighter

That guy who becomes a firefighter so he can put pictures of himself on Facebook and brag to his friends about all the babies he's saved even though he's the new probie who's only been on for a month and has no idea what he's getting in to.

This person doesn't pull his weight around the station, but why should he since he's a god? Chances are, this person hasn't even been in a real fire before.

Joe is such a glory firefighter, all he does is update his Facebook while he's not paying attention in training meetings about how much he loves being a firefighter.

Joe has been real quiet since we ran that bad car accident last Wednesday. I wonder how much he loves being a hero now that he's seen what we really do here.

Glory Firefighter by Ladder16 November 27, 2011

fireside tweet 

Tweets coming from Donald trump akin the FDR's fireside chats to help American's through times of great difficulty.

That fireside tweet Trump sent today was awesome, it makes me proud to be american!

fireside tweet by Vicious43 December 28, 2016

fireproof 

One directions way of saying to be fearless, no worries and take chances

The girl was fireproof she was crazy

fireproof by stylinsonx March 10, 2017

Two Story Firefighter 

A sexual act in which two people dress up like a tall firefighter. One person from the waist up, the other from the waist down.
The person dressed in the lower half must then stick his/her head into their partner anus or vagina. Creating the illusion of a very tall firefighter.

Mark: Dude that party was crazy last night.
Antony: I don't know man my head and neck hurt bad.
Mark: That's because you and Molly did a Two Story Firefighter!
Antony: Awesome!
*They high five*

Two Story Firefighter by Wantacow March 15, 2009

Firesign Theatre 

Ingenious, one-of-a-kind comedy troupe consisting of Phil Austin, Peter Bergman, David Ossman, and Philip Proctor specializing in a unique, multi-media form of non-linear humor; a quintessential style that defies imitation. They inadvertently met at radio station KPFK Los Angeles one night in 1966 and hit it off so well they began a relationship that produced some 20-plus record albums, three films, three television specials, two books and innumerable radio programs over a span of 40 years.

In the decade that followed their meeting, they wrote and performed thirteen albums for Columbia Records with dialogue that has become part of the national lexicon. Some of their best-known titles include "How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You’re Not Anywhere At All," "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers," "Everything You Know Is Wrong" and "I Think We’re All Bozos On This Bus."

Because of their complexity, Firesign recordings tend to become funnier with repeated listenings as new jokes are revealed, and their high production values provide an additional layer of aesthetic interest that endears them to audiophiles. Similarly, Firesign Theatre productions take place in a satirical world with many subtle and oblique references to music, literature, politics and other aspects of pop culture which fans enjoy decoding.

SOME FIRESIGN THEATRE PHRASES YOU MAY HAVE HEARD:

"More sugar!"
"Shoes for industry, comrade."
"He's no fun... he fell right over."
"We're ALL bozos on this bus."
"I'd like to order an anchovy to go and hold the pizza."
"Who's excited?"
"Weirdly cool!"
"Forward, into the past!"
"Who am us anyway?"
"How about a Fillipino creamy coming in shorts and quarts?"
"That's nothing but a two-bit ring from a Crackerback Jox!"
"We are sausages with eyes!"

Firesign Theatre by Bruce Hollendonner December 10, 2008