Being a highly desirable employee who can do anything without fear of being fired: i.e., having a unique skill and/or being a member of a minority community.

John: What's up with Dan? He just walks out of meetings whenever, hangs out and shoots the shit with the receptionist, then walks back in like he owns the place.
Jane: Nobody else can do his work, he's fireproof.

fireproof by kdp-hnl June 27, 2013

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Fireproof Jew

A jew that lives ins someone's oven, often to help them cook. However, the Jew lives in the person's oven because he cannot burn, no matter how hot it gets. It only feels like a sauna to this Jew.

Guy: Hey dude, can you move the turkey to the left?
Fireproof Jew: Sure, no problem!

Fireproof Jew by I_Am_Murloc September 4, 2009

fadeproof

Used to describe that one cat in your clique that can straight drink alcohol morning, noon, and night and never wake up with a hangover the next day.

Yo, Jay was drinking Jagerbombs all night and got up to go to work at 6. That nigga's fadeproof son!

fadeproof by Fadeproof J August 13, 2005

fire proof

Being a highly desirable employee who can do anything without fear of being fired: i.e., having a unique skill and/or being a member of a minority community.

fire proof by kdphnl June 24, 2008

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Fire-proof Dick

A great invention that allows for guilt-free rawdawgging, fire-proof dick provides men with invisible protection against STD's and pregnancy. *Rarely used

Guy: "Ay Logan you been rawdawggin lately?"
Rawdawg champ: "Pshh what you think mayne?"
Guy: "Good thing you got that fire-proof dick"
Rawdawg champ: "...(smiles)"
Guy: "You didn't use it did you?"
Rawdawg champ: "It takes all the fun out of it. I like having that little 'challenge'.."

Fire-proof Dick by RD champ September 15, 2009

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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