After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.

Impossible Firehose by Sum_Bum July 11, 2007

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Firedog Willie

When you insert siracha sauce into the anus of your sexual partner followed by pepper flakes resulting in brutal,fiery, and overall sexy anal sex

I wouldn't wish a firedog willie on my worst enemy!

Firedog Willie by Neonicon April 25, 2015

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fireholer

When you are taking a shit and you get firehole usually caused by a night of heavy drinking, and/or spicy food. The pain is relieved by the sploosh

"Man I just had a fireholer"
"Did you get the sploosh"
"No it was like shitting a cactus"

fireholer by Brodie Mac November 15, 2007

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firehose

firehose - propaganda delivered quickly, repetitively and continuously in high quantities via multiple channels, with no commitment to objective reality. (Defined by C. Paul and M. Matthews for Rand Corporation in "The Russian 'Firehose of Falsehood' Propaganda Model")

Over the past three months, the administration has continued firehose, making numerous false claims about the press and repeating assertions clearly proven untrue.

firehose by Wilmosprey August 31, 2018

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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