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Deployed 

It's like when you move past someone on the bus and there's not enough room so your crotch rubs against their behind and you're too lazy to twist yourself so that they won't feel the protrusion but at the same time you're not actually intending to molest them so you just let it happen and hope they'll ignore it.
"God, it's so crowded, I hope this girl understands if I stand here deployed."

Girl: "Did his dick just graze the back of my leg!?" *vomits*
Deployed by Anon112620574 February 14, 2017
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deployed 

To distribute persons systematically or strategically to a remote part of the planet with limited resources leaving them to their own resourcefulness, skill, strength and intestinal fortitude to return to their native habitat in one piece.
Your buddy woke up in Tunisia with a pair of ripped levi jeans, one air jordan and one pump sneaker both different sizes, a pencil, 4 grapes a fur coat and a rubberband with only 16 dollars and 81 cents in his pocket.

Sounds like somebody deployed him.

Yeah man, yeah, he probably screwed someone real bad to deserve that.

Hope he could remember his credit card number.
deployed by nick June 16, 2005

deployed the chute 

The act of losing it after you you've been treated with disrespect for the last time.
Take this job and shove it! The airline attendant deployed the chute as he announced to the passengers he has had enough and was quitting his job.
deployed the chute by Gogogirl56 August 10, 2010

Deployed Card 

Using the fact that you are or are about to be deployed to cheat on your girlfriend or wife.
I caught Sam using the Deployed card. He thinks because he is in Iraq, he can cybersex a lot of women behind his wife's back.
Deployed Card by Sakeenah October 10, 2009

Cardiac Sensor Deployed 

When Pulse deploys his cardiac Sensor
Look He Deployed his Cardiac Sensor !
Cardiac Sensor Deployed

A Deployed soilder 

Inserting a shot glass in a women's vagina and pouring vodka in it and putting salt on the ass and licking it before you take a shot.
It's for a deployed soilder

Cardiac deployed 

Pulse and doc together in a relationship (cardiac deployed)
Cardiac deployed by Pulsedoc March 31, 2023
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