Fire-Hose
The act of a man not masturbating or having sex for at least a week, and then expelling all of his backed up sperm on his girlfriends face or inside of her mouth.
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Fire Hose
When your fucking a chick in the ass (or doggie style) and you spit on her back so she thinks you came, and you pull out as she turns around and blast her in the face.
Fire Hose by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010
fire hose
An intensely powerful discharge of vomit, characterized by substantial reach and large volume. Commonly occurs after using a funnel to consume alcoholic beverages.
fire hose by glenn hayes September 30, 2003
Fire Hose
Fire Hose by Jake Bisel May 13, 2005
Fire Hose
The act of layings ones dick across the face of a unsuspecting female while they are sleeping and cumming all over her face while screaming "FIRE FIRE FIRE"
Fire Hose by Trae,Snitzel January 6, 2012
fire hose
when after receiving a pink sock, the girls ass erupts with explosive diarrhea and the once motionless, dangling, inside-out asshole bursts into an erratic motion resembling an un-manned fire hose
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