The act of a man not masturbating or having sex for at least a week, and then expelling all of his backed up sperm on his girlfriends face or inside of her mouth.
After a long week at my grandma's, I came home and fire-hosed the shit out of this stripper last night.
by AntEnt March 10, 2011
When your fucking a chick in the ass (or doggie style) and you spit on her back so she thinks you came, and you pull out as she turns around and blast her in the face.
by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010
by jim May 08, 2005
An intensely powerful discharge of vomit, characterized by substantial reach and large volume. Commonly occurs after using a funnel to consume alcoholic beverages.
by glenn hayes September 30, 2003
You Fire Hosed your mom.
by Jake Bisel February 16, 2005
When you are doing doggystyle on the bed and are about to nut, reach under her armpits and grab her shoulders. Then, yell “Stop, Drop, And Roll!” as loud as you can, slam your dick into her and nut, and roll off the bed.
by how to basic-bitch March 01, 2019
When a person with an uncut member pinches the foreskin closed and starts to take a leak. The foreskin will then fill up like a balloon. Upon letting go, the piss will all squirt out making ur penis resemble a fire hose
by peteyt December 09, 2005