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Finneas
Finneas, a guy who’s name is so rare he had to make his own name definition. He is also very kind, talented, selfless, and handsome.
Person A: Who’s that?
Person B: It’s Finneas, the guy who wrote down his own name definition?
Person A: Oh yeahhh, I’ve heard he’s very talented as well.
Person B: It’s Finneas, the guy who wrote down his own name definition?
Person A: Oh yeahhh, I’ve heard he’s very talented as well.
Finneas by owobeatrix May 22, 2020
Related Words
finnesse • Finness • finnessed • Finnessee • finnessery • finnession • finnesso • Auddy Finnesse • Shandi Finnessey • Finesse
Jehovah's Fitness
Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.
Jehovah's Fitness by will bitten September 14, 2017
the fitnessgram pacer test
The one gym test that everyone hates. The overweight gym teacher slides in the CD, and you hear the dreaded words;
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You feel like it's easy at first.
But you are so wrong.
You run until you feel like you are going to die right there in the middle of the track, the same gym teacher yelling at you to keep going. But you just can't do it. You make it back to your partner and collapse, breathing heavily.
"Dude, you only did like 20 laps."
With the little strength you have left, you glare up at your partner, telling them to stfu
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You feel like it's easy at first.
But you are so wrong.
You run until you feel like you are going to die right there in the middle of the track, the same gym teacher yelling at you to keep going. But you just can't do it. You make it back to your partner and collapse, breathing heavily.
"Dude, you only did like 20 laps."
With the little strength you have left, you glare up at your partner, telling them to stfu
the fitnessgram pacer test by smol.phanicked.bean June 18, 2016
donal fennessy
donal fennessy by The Irish people November 25, 2005
The Fitnessgram Pacer Test
A test where you run back in forth getting faster and faster in an overly lighted gym that makes you want to faint, die, puke, and kill yourself.
The Fitnessgram Pacer Test by Oh boy your mom February 22, 2018
FINNEAS
the cutest person alive
also known as frances / fenis
is dating Claudia Sulewski
and they’re the cutest couple ever
has great songs
that make me cry
:,(
a music producer for himself and his sister Billie Eilish
also known as frances / fenis
is dating Claudia Sulewski
and they’re the cutest couple ever
has great songs
that make me cry
:,(
a music producer for himself and his sister Billie Eilish
FINNEAS by I love finneas May 31, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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