Finkleman 

An awesome superhero that can read minds and has 'thats what she said' senses. He also has an even awesomer sidekick named 'Finklegirl'.

Look in the sky! It's FINKLEMAN!

Finkleman by Finkle-man January 8, 2010

finkleton

The title of someone who has been finkled (raped via the knee armpit)

That nigga is the finkleton

finkleton by thefinkleton69 September 20, 2023

FickleAnus 

To be anal but never about the same thing twice.

Ryan freaks out about a differant thing every day and it's never the same thing twice. He's such a fickleanus!

FickleAnus by Tyler Dirden March 15, 2007

finklematter 

crap, poo poo, and the like.

"you piece of finklematter!"

finklematter by deanna. March 4, 2008

hinkleman 

A euphemism for oral sex, usually with the male on the receiving end. This word was created by Chicago radio personalities Roe Conn and Garry Meier as a method to safely discuss the Bill Clinton / Monica Lewinsky scandal on the radio.

Monica Lewinsky gave Bill Clinton a hinkleman in the Oval Office.

hinkleman by Lubbert Das November 3, 2006

finklefairy 

Something/Someone to blame your farts on.

Did you hear that finklefairy

finklefairy by Nikkidew August 3, 2018

Winkleman 

To be in such a high state of inebriation where the pupils become extremely dilated and unable to point in the same direction. Also characterised by a complete inability to listen to others and pay attention to what anyone else is saying and talk ten to the dozen like Vera Duckworth on crack.

Inspired by the ditzy TV personality Claudia Winkleman.

Example (in nightclub). "I tried to talk to that girl over there and offer her a drink, but she has swivelling eyes, smells of alcopops/vomit/cigs and does not shut up. Plus she does have a badly styled fringe. Her mate said, don't mind her she is a complete bloody Winkleman"

Winkleman by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 21, 2008