fingus
The wenus on your finger (knuckle skin). It doesnt go down if you pull it up. It also apparently looks like a dinosaur.
Your fingus looks like a dinosaur!!
fingus by shgjklasdgh May 25, 2007
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Sir-Fingus
1-
Terry: Oh man, that's fuckin sick!
Nathaniel: What?
Joseph: Shit Nat, your sir-fingus is hanging out.
Nathaniel (embarassed): You guys man...
2-
Bob walks out of his front door naked.
Next door neighbour: "Hey Bob, ur sir-fingus is flopping around."
Bob: "yeh, cheers mate"
Terry: Oh man, that's fuckin sick!
Nathaniel: What?
Joseph: Shit Nat, your sir-fingus is hanging out.
Nathaniel (embarassed): You guys man...
2-
Bob walks out of his front door naked.
Next door neighbour: "Hey Bob, ur sir-fingus is flopping around."
Bob: "yeh, cheers mate"
Sir-Fingus by Fuckenhowzer June 3, 2007
Related Words
fingus • Fingussy • bingus fingus badadadingus • Sir-Fingus • FUNGUS • Finus • flingus • Fingis • Fingulated • fungus dripping
bingus fingus badadadingus
Me: Let's jump off a cliff
Friend: YEAAAA
*breaks fingers*
Friend: .
Me: ...bingus fingus badadadingus
Friend: YEAAAA
*breaks fingers*
Friend: .
Me: ...bingus fingus badadadingus
bingus fingus badadadingus by school_chromebook_user November 21, 2025
The Good Fungus
The Good Fungus means Saccharomyces Boulardii, from Mangosteen, endemic in South East Asia and is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano.
The Good Fungus by Cyclonetrading November 17, 2021
The Good Fungus
Saccharomyces Boulardii, discovered by Frenchman, Henri Boulard. The Good Fungus is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano for Dietary Supplement, first-to-use in the entire world.
The Good Fungus by Cyclonetrading September 17, 2021
Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.)
The Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (or the S.I.B.F. as it is considered in the medical community), is one of the most deadly diseases known to mankind. It strikes at the cerebrum section of the brain and completely shuts it down. This leaves the victim in a state of eternal idiocy and stupidity. This condition affects countless people worldwide, and the symptoms are completely unnoticeable until it is far too late.
This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.
I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.
This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.
I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.
Person 1: "Yo, you want to hop on the Roblox Pacer Test Game, I really think that it might be a very enjoyable experience."
Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."
Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*
Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."
Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*
Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) by BizarrePolicy May 4, 2021
foot fungus
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.
foot fungus by AshleyGamering May 21, 2018
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