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Fickpingis 

Play 'fickpingis', a Swedish word that means "to touch your scrotum (penis and/or testicles) through the pocket in your pants".
It's not very unusual to see Swedish politicians do this in public places or on TV. Of course, unaware that anyone would notice.

Fickpingis is observable by looking (voluntary or involuntary) at the groin of a person who moves his fingers, mostly up and downwards, which will cause a seemingly rhythmic movement from inside the pants.

The English translation would be 'Pocket tennis', from the word 'pingis' (table tennis).
-"Let's play the Swedish noble sport 'fickpingis'".
Fickpingis by The Cre November 15, 2010
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The most overpaid, clueless Defensive Coordinator in College Football. Ever.
Fucking Fickell; why does he run zone with the DB's 15 yards off the line?? Fucking Fickell...
fickell by PaulieDontMoveFast January 6, 2014

David Fincher

Director of:
a shitload of 90s MTV music videos
Alien 3
Seven
The Game
Fight Club (coolest movie ever)
Panic Room
Zodiac
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The social Network
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)

Creator of Netflix's House of Cards (2013), director of episode 1 and 2.

Known for dark and super-slick cinematography (established with long-time collaborator DOP: Jeff Cronenweth), snappy dialogue/acting, adapting interesting (and often dark) stories into 3-hour long movies, perfect editing and getting robbed from the Oscars like Scorcese before Hugo or Kubrick during his entire life.
Go watch a David Fincher movie.
David Fincher by eyestaker June 20, 2013

Finch Rovers 

The Finch Rovers are those lads u see banging in poggers top bins finishes at training before missing 3 open goals at the weekend. However, they're still biggest dub team in East Berks and they're beating Bracknell Colts 21-3 on aggregate over their last 4 matches.

Big up the top shaggers in red and black!
'Hey stepbro wanna play footy like Finch Rovers?'
'Nah sorry stepsis I've had enough footsies with the Rovers boys for one day ' ;)

Finching 

The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.
"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
Finching by KevinMyers February 9, 2010
Yeah, It's the German word for "Fuck".
But Germans don't use it like people from USA, usually just when it's about making sex (example 1).
It can also be a curse but not as used by Americans, maybe in the form of "verfickt" or "verfickte" which is an adjective to "ficken" (seen in example 2).
In German dictionaries you can also find different meanings,
e.g. the card game "Ficken" and there are people who have this name, e.g. "Peter Ficken".
I am from Germany and found this website, I dunno how good my English is, but I guess this is possible to understand^^
1: Wow. Das Mädchen ist so scharf. Ich würde gerne mit ihr ficken./Wow. That girl's so hot. I'd like to fuck her.

2: So eine verfickte Scheisse. / Such a fucking shit.
ficken by Zeodyn December 8, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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