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(fin-kel)

-Adjective
1. kept or treated as a pet: a pet lamb.
2. especially cherished or indulged, as a child or other person.

–verb (used with object)
3. to fondle or caress: to pet a dog.
4. to treat as a pet; indulge.

–verb (used without object)
5. Informal. to engage in amorous fondling and caressing.
6. To masterbate
Walter loves his pet owl and like to finckle him gently.
Brian likes to finckle his knob.
Finckle by MadRuskii February 9, 2010
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Finkle Dink

When A midget or Dwarf is involved in sexual acts with a women or man with no arms or legs.
Mark the midget met julie the girl with no arms and legs and they went back to her house and had a finkle dink.
Finkle Dink by DiiRtY FaMe October 20, 2010

ray finkle 

Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," The first and oly pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American.
ray finkle by function thinker June 30, 2004

fickle finger of fate 

n.
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things

2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others

3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events
Did you hear about what happened with Joe? He lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. Poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.

Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!
likely to change your opinion or your feelings suddenly and without a good reason
She's so fickle - she's never been interested in the same man for more than a week!
The world of popular music is notoriously fickle
fickle by Arja2012 October 15, 2012

fickle pickle 

A young pickle who could never make a decision. He was bullied by other vegetables, and eventually went insane.
"Hey, Elena, do you know fickle pickle?"
"I sure do! He's so fickle!"
fickle pickle by maryyyyyyyyyyyy September 8, 2013

Lamont Fickleberry 

Lamont Fickleberry is the friend of the well-known, Quandale Dingle. He is an owl and loves to take showers. This also means Lamont has a dark backstory where people said, "I hate this bird." This made Lamont go into a spiraling depression and made him change his name from Wet Owl to Lamont Fickleberry. There are also rumors that Lamont and Quandale went on a date, but Quandale Dingle denied this statement by saying, "no homo".
babe please bring out the Lamont Fickleberry fine china
Lamont Fickleberry by bropel April 19, 2022