by Phatballz1 February 28, 2017
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It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)
It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's black so you know it'll be fun to play with
It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)
It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's black so you know it'll be fun to play with
*Man finds leak in house*: oh, whatever shall I do?
*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two*
Man: the God's have answered my call
*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two*
Man: the God's have answered my call
by EdgeLord27 April 20, 2018
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An electronic file folder or other compiling containing unflattering videos, photos, Snapchats, texts, etc. of a friend for future roast, embarrassment, or blackmail.
by restrainyourself May 12, 2016
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Flex Tape does basically anything you can think of!
Bee Hive on your gutter? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Want to stop peeing the bed? BOOM! Flex Tape! (Have fun getting that shit off)
Professional Waxing too expensive? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Significant other or other person won’t shut up? BOOM! Flex Tape
Flex Tape does basically anything you can think of!
Bee Hive on your gutter? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Want to stop peeing the bed? BOOM! Flex Tape! (Have fun getting that shit off)
Professional Waxing too expensive? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Significant other or other person won’t shut up? BOOM! Flex Tape
by Jake Furry Killer August 18, 2018
Get the Flex Tape mug.1) That's a strange thing to brag about, but you do you.
2) Used to imply that someone is bragging about something, often jokingly.
2) Used to imply that someone is bragging about something, often jokingly.
1) Twitter Person A: "What I spend on gummies you'll probably spend on gas lol" Twitter Person B: "Weird flex but ok"
2) Kavanaugh: "I was a virgin in highschool and many years after" Meme caption: "Weird flex but okay"
2) Kavanaugh: "I was a virgin in highschool and many years after" Meme caption: "Weird flex but okay"
by ayywaddup November 1, 2018
Get the Weird flex but okay mug.To flex means to boast or show off about something. The phrase 'weird flex but ok' is said when someone proudly boasts or brags about something that most people would find either awkward, irrelevant or just plain weird. It's usually stated in a dismissive fashion.
Girl 1: "I'm dating my firend's dad, if we ever get married I'll become her stepmom!"
Girl 2: ... Weird flex but ok.
Person 1: "Yo, I finally hooked up with my cousin on Thanksgiving."
Person 2: ... Weird flex but ok.
Girl 2: ... Weird flex but ok.
Person 1: "Yo, I finally hooked up with my cousin on Thanksgiving."
Person 2: ... Weird flex but ok.
by SirNikSerof January 12, 2019
Get the Weird flex but ok mug.The greatest thing in the entire universe. Believed to be a gift from god to the human race after making dabbing illegal in Sealand. Essentially liquid rubber in a can, it also takes the forms of flex tape, flex shot, and flex seal liquid
by Grand Yee October 28, 2017
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