Filex 

A pussy squirting gay boy.

No balls 🏀

Damn who brought trash on the court? Never mind it's just FILEX.

Filex by Phatballz1 February 28, 2017

Flex Tape 

The greatest fucking invention man has ever made or thought of! It is undoubtedly the furthest we, as homosapiens, have come and it is possibly going to revolutionise this world.

It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)

It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's black so you know it'll be fun to play with

*Man finds leak in house*: oh, whatever shall I do?

*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two*

Man: the God's have answered my call

Flex Tape by EdgeLord27 April 20, 2018

Roast File 

An electronic file folder or other compiling containing unflattering videos, photos, Snapchats, texts, etc. of a friend for future roast, embarrassment, or blackmail.

*Takes picture of friend sleeping with mouth wide open* "I'll add this to my roast file." *Cackles*

Roast File by restrainyourself May 12, 2016

Flex Tape 

Basically God, if you haven’t already heard of this stuff, climb out from under that boat that was sawed in half and put back together and go get some!

Flex Tape does basically anything you can think of!
Bee Hive on your gutter? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Want to stop peeing the bed? BOOM! Flex Tape! (Have fun getting that shit off)
Professional Waxing too expensive? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Significant other or other person won’t shut up? BOOM! Flex Tape

“I sawed this boat in half, and repaired it using only Flex Tape!”~ Phil Swift

Flex Tape by Jake Furry Killer August 18, 2018

Weird flex but okay 

1) That's a strange thing to brag about, but you do you.

2) Used to imply that someone is bragging about something, often jokingly.

1) Twitter Person A: "What I spend on gummies you'll probably spend on gas lol" Twitter Person B: "Weird flex but ok"

2) Kavanaugh: "I was a virgin in highschool and many years after" Meme caption: "Weird flex but okay"

Weird flex but okay by ayywaddup November 1, 2018

Weird flex but ok 

To flex means to boast or show off about something. The phrase 'weird flex but ok' is said when someone proudly boasts or brags about something that most people would find either awkward, irrelevant or just plain weird. It's usually stated in a dismissive fashion.

Girl 1: "I'm dating my firend's dad, if we ever get married I'll become her stepmom!"
Girl 2: ... Weird flex but ok.

Person 1: "Yo, I finally hooked up with my cousin on Thanksgiving."
Person 2: ... Weird flex but ok.

Weird flex but ok by SirNikSerof January 12, 2019

flex seal

The greatest thing in the entire universe. Believed to be a gift from god to the human race after making dabbing illegal in Sealand. Essentially liquid rubber in a can, it also takes the forms of flex tape, flex shot, and flex seal liquid

I sawed this boat in half and repaired it with only flex seal.

flex seal by Grand Yee October 28, 2017