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falaphilia 

1. Obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and cumin.
3. An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.
4. Sexual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.
So anyway, I'd be rubbing your boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind, and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....
falaphilia by broox October 14, 2004
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fecephiliac 

One who is sexually attracted to human excrement (feces.)
Fecephiliacs are generally broken down into three categories.

1) homofecephiliacs -- Perhaps the most benign of the fecephiliac family, homofecephiliacs enjoy eating and/or using their feces in a sexual manner. Actions such as spreading one's feces accross one's bare chest and perhaps writing one's own name, may be categorized as homofecephiliac behavior. Laxatives are a general favorite to such people.

2) heterofecephiliacs -- Heterofecephiliacs are attracted to the excrement of others. Similar to homofecephiliacs, heterofecephiliacs engage in similar activities. However, heteroes are often at a disadvantage when it comes to sexual pleasure. It is often difficult for heterofecephiliacs to find others who share the same interests. There have been few reported cases of fecephiliac rape. Tools such as rope, laxatives, and a chamber pot came into play. The rapist was never caught.

3) bifecephiliac -- Bifecephiliacs are unique in the sense that they are attracted to anyone's feces. Bifecephiliacs don't mind if the feces they use are from their own body or others. Bifecephiliacs are probably the most common form of fecephiliac and is the easiest taste to satisfy. The 2 girls 1 cup video is a prime example of bifecephiliac behavior. Bifecephiliacs may engage in fexual intercourse. Such things as wrapping a long sopping BM around each other is a common fecephiliac action. There have been reported cases of bifecephiliac's engaging in fexual activity with animals. Some fecephiliac experts consider such people to be in an entire different group, bestiafecephiliacs. Others would like to classify them as omnifecephiliacs as their love of excrement is not limited to anything.
I want to eat fecephiliac poop.

Poop on my chest.

Put that poop in my mouth!

MFF! MFF!!
fecephiliac by Urband Ictionary April 28, 2008

filiophilia 

Filiophilia is one of the factors responsible for giving rise to incestuous feelings.
filiophilia by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010

fylophilia 

The overarching category of attraction based on the gendered attributes of the object of desire, including but not limited to androphilia, gynephilia, and attraction toward non-binary or gender-diverse individuals. Any pattern of attraction where the object of desire is selected based on the target’s gender — regardless of the subject's own biological sex.

"Fýlo" (φύλο) = sex / gender (in modern Greek)
"-philia" = love or attraction.

Basically the umbrella term of Androphilic, Gynephilic, Skoliophilic and other terminologies that represent attraction based on gender rather than sex. (Fylophilic)
Our research on fylophilia has allowed us to determine the statistics of people who care more on the character than the genitals.
fylophilia by FourthWallBreaker April 22, 2025
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026