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Mariana leles Figueiredo

The most Beautifulest women in the world!
Man you are really just looking like Mariana leles Figueiredo

de figueiredo 

de figueiredo a tiny quater idian boy who is insane at cod but at home he is a sex god with a massive dick some people call it th python or the GATOR
WOW that de figueiredo kid has one hell of a GATOR
de figueiredo by g dog gen October 16, 2010

kaitlyn figueiredo 

Someone who is a little bipolar. Nice to strangers but a total bitch to her friends, making it work somehow. She has something about her that just sucks everyone in and makes you want to stay forever. Banging body too. Gorgeous eyes,beautiful smile, nice hair, always smells good. A real catch. She makes mistakes but she will always fess up to them and improve. Possesses a huge heart but only allows some to see that. She comes from a rocky past so she puts up a wall. Still perfect, and wanted by many. If you ever get the change to get close to her take it and never let go. Easily upset but easy to make happy. Great sense of humor. So many things about her nobody can get enough of. Huge bust, slim waist, thiccccccc ass. slim thicc. Guys can’t stop staring. Her body and looks attract people, personality pulls them in. One of a kind person.
Guy 1: Yo who is that smokin hot chick?
Guy 2: That’s Kaitlyn Figueiredo bro, good luck trying to get with her. She curves everyone
kaitlyn figueiredo by gp123 July 10, 2019

carina figueiredo 

Simply beautiful. Everyone sees her as the happy girl yet she is going through a lot. Everyone finds a way to bully her and she's gotten so used to it that she asks for it. She always sees herself as a piece of garbage since she believes everything the bully's say, yet everyone who is cool with her says she's beautiful and she is.
Bully 1: Dude have you seen Carina Figueiredo, she's so ugly. LMAO!!
Friend who over heard: What are you talking about, she's beautiful and mind you shes doing thro something so leave her alone!

figueredo 

a clan or family that is very unattractive except for the second daughter who is by far a perfect 10 or knockout
man those figueredos are ugly! except for that girl toni.
figueredo by snap shot February 5, 2008

Figueredo 

To consistently put out top-notch, insightful commentary on the cluster-fuck that is American politics in order to impart to the masses some hope and sanity.
Last week, Mike nailed three triple-figueredos in a row, leaving his listeners still glad to be alive.
Figueredo by Epic Fescue May 24, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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