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Figueiredo 

A Portuguese last name of a large family filled with crazy people who, altough they may fight alot and talk smack about eachother, still have one anothers backs regardless.
The Figueiredo family is #1
Figueiredo by Boston #1 February 5, 2010
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Mariana leles Figueiredo

Man you are really just looking like Mariana leles Figueiredo

de figueiredo 

de figueiredo a tiny quater idian boy who is insane at cod but at home he is a sex god with a massive dick some people call it th python or the GATOR
WOW that de figueiredo kid has one hell of a GATOR
de figueiredo by g dog gen October 16, 2010

kaitlyn figueiredo 

Someone who is a little bipolar. Nice to strangers but a total bitch to her friends, making it work somehow. She has something about her that just sucks everyone in and makes you want to stay forever. Banging body too. Gorgeous eyes,beautiful smile, nice hair, always smells good. A real catch. She makes mistakes but she will always fess up to them and improve. Possesses a huge heart but only allows some to see that. She comes from a rocky past so she puts up a wall. Still perfect, and wanted by many. If you ever get the change to get close to her take it and never let go. Easily upset but easy to make happy. Great sense of humor. So many things about her nobody can get enough of. Huge bust, slim waist, thiccccccc ass. slim thicc. Guys can’t stop staring. Her body and looks attract people, personality pulls them in. One of a kind person.
Guy 1: Yo who is that smokin hot chick?
Guy 2: That’s Kaitlyn Figueiredo bro, good luck trying to get with her. She curves everyone
kaitlyn figueiredo by gp123 July 10, 2019

carina figueiredo 

Simply beautiful. Everyone sees her as the happy girl yet she is going through a lot. Everyone finds a way to bully her and she's gotten so used to it that she asks for it. She always sees herself as a piece of garbage since she believes everything the bully's say, yet everyone who is cool with her says she's beautiful and she is.
Bully 1: Dude have you seen Carina Figueiredo, she's so ugly. LMAO!!
Friend who over heard: What are you talking about, she's beautiful and mind you shes doing thro something so leave her alone!

figueredo 

a clan or family that is very unattractive except for the second daughter who is by far a perfect 10 or knockout
man those figueredos are ugly! except for that girl toni.
figueredo by snap shot February 5, 2008

Figueredo 

To consistently put out top-notch, insightful commentary on the cluster-fuck that is American politics in order to impart to the masses some hope and sanity.
Last week, Mike nailed three triple-figueredos in a row, leaving his listeners still glad to be alive.
Figueredo by Epic Fescue May 24, 2017
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