fagonometry

the study of being gay and/or lame

Yeah, I have a degree in fagonometry.

by omgbeartrap January 30, 2005

Faggotnometry

The mathematical method of determining whom is a faggot

The equation of faggotnometry is smeat+sensitivity+only female friends+feelings for men-feelings for girls=faggot

by Faggotry January 13, 2017

faggonometry

faggonometry noun
Variant of felaciosophy, dominant usage

felaciosophy
n. Archaic
noun
1. the unnecessary sophomoric study into the homosexual lifestyle by heterosexuals
2. unsolicited sympathies and pity from hag to fag in a surrogate maternal fashion: As seen in the fag-hag relationship
3. unwanted condescending paradoxical endorsements from nearby awkward metro-sexual
4. statements of support from empowered and ambitious youths as caveats to misinterpreted homophobia, in a melodramatic homophilia (not to be mistaken for hemophilia)

Origin: 2004-2005; QB felasiosophie < BK felaciosophia

He doesn't need your faggonometry he's a big boy now.

by Kariem September 19, 2007

Frigonometry

The practical, hands-on study of a woman's triangle, measured by a human's fingers. Ideally 3 digits minimum

I got an A in Frigonometry

by SirGreg July 14, 2019

Frigonometry

When you are friggen pissed off about doing trigonometry.

Fred: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH!

Mum: Whats the matter?

Fred: Just this stupid frigonometry homework.

by nicole :) June 23, 2008

Faggonometry

The act of adding, subtracting, multiplying, or dividing faggots.

Today, class, we're gonna learn how to do faggonometry!

Foggonometry is my favorite subject in school.

by THAT_CRAZY_BITCH_666 May 3, 2016

Figonometry

Complex modeling that involves balancing statistical analysis with common business sense and gut feeling.

The FY 25 estimates didn't make any real sense until she applied Figonometry to rationalize her model.

by ReverseSort September 21, 2023