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faggonometry noun
Variant of felaciosophy, dominant usage

n. Archaic
1. the unnecessary sophomoric study into the homosexual lifestyle by heterosexuals
2. unsolicited sympathies and pity from hag to fag in a surrogate maternal fashion: As seen in the fag-hag relationship
3. unwanted condescending paradoxical endorsements from nearby awkward metro-sexual
4. statements of support from empowered and ambitious youths as caveats to misinterpreted homophobia, in a melodramatic homophilia (not to be mistaken for hemophilia)

Origin: 2004-2005; QB felasiosophie < BK felaciosophia
He doesn't need your faggonometry he's a big boy now.
by Kariem September 08, 2007
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The act of adding, subtracting, multiplying, or dividing faggots.
Today, class, we're gonna learn how to do faggonometry!

Foggonometry is my favorite subject in school.
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