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faggotoids & figgety fags 

Faggotoids are the super hero fags such as "The Ambiguously Gay Duo" on SNL's T.V. Fun House.

While the figgety fags are the side kicks of the faggotoids such as "Robin" from "Batman".
The faggotoids & figgety fags in this movie wear special thongs underneath their costumes.

Figgety fags are great.

The faggotoids and figgety fags join to fight the queer-a-sexual from becoming the flaming queen of Got-Ham city.

I like the glutes on that faggotoid.

The figgety fag has plumpy ones too!

Faggity-Ass-Bitch-Nigger 

Possibly the most eloquently constructed curse word in all of humanity, and it's true meaning can only be learned from experience. It may be used as an expletive or a noun and traditionally the first letter of each section is capitalized out of respect for it's power.

It's origins date back to Sir Anarchy Jones of 13th century England where it was fabled that one of his servants had stolen one of his throwing knives. Upon discovery of this terrible act, Sir. Jones snatched him by his haunches and made him look into his eyes. In a fit of rage he called him a Faggity-Ass-Bitch-Nigger and the word burned through his soul.

*CAUTION-THIS WORD SHOULD ONLY BE USED UNDER THE MOST EXTREME CIRCUMSTANCES*
You are a Faggity-Ass-Bitch-Nigger and I command you to the 7th level of Hell!
A word used to describe the gayest of the gay... the end all be all of gay things.
Look at faggity Andy... he's soooo gay!
faggity by Matt K... December 14, 2008
The process of looking and acting like a Faggot.
Doyle's glasses are mighty faggity.
faggity by AMBirdseye July 7, 2010

mad faggity 

Someone who is really gay or looks gay.
That kid looks mad faggity.
mad faggity by IphilP March 23, 2004

faggity-fuck 

Embelished form of the word fuck. Spices up your bland, everyday f-word. Generally used as an exclamation rather than a modifyer.

Often used by Seung
faggity-fuck by dminos December 3, 2005
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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