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fidencio 

Fidencio is normally a person who loves weed. Also Fidencio can be very helpful to his friends. And Fidencio normally gets in a lot of trouble with people. Fidencio will understand you no matter what comes in the way. Fidencio is also very rare now a days, so if you see a Fidencio make sure you become friends with them.
If you are having a bad time Fidencio will cheer you up and make you feel better
fidencio by Fidencio November 12, 2018
Related Words
Fidden • fiddenuh • Fiddin' • fiodena • Fadden • fidder • Fidence • Fdidden • fiddes • fidded
Cross between X-Factor, Idols and Britain's got Talent A Fidlent is a person that is in these shows (or any other talent-show) but has no clue that he/she is a talentless wanker.

Or

A person that thinks he/she can sing but has no talent WHAT SO EVER.
'OMG that's such a Fidlent, I see her every season winking at Simon Cowell besause she sings like his ass so she might have tought better kiss it as well."

"That's such a Fidlent not even that pub would want her singing to the bar itself."
Fidlent by Saphii November 4, 2009

fiddondle 

It is a mix of fiddling and fondling; therefore, fiddondling is the act of human gesticulations upon any organ that which is reserved as an area of particular interest (that can be said anywhere in the human body) without intent of sexual arousal.
When the gynecologist began to fiddondle your mother he did not have his fiddlestick waving in the air.
Barrell chested sky Gods (smokejumpers) jump out of the sky at fideen-hundred feet. Fideen rolls off the tongue better than fifteen. Fideen is less likely to be confused with fifty and is widely used in the barell chested sky God (i.e smokejumpers) community.
It's always fideen.
Fideen by Bokchoypanini September 12, 2019
Getting ready to; In the act of preparing for a future activity.
Fiddin' by Matt November 10, 2003
Preparing to begin the process of thinking about the possible completion of a task
"I'm fiddin to go shoot us a squirrel to cook up fer supper."
Fiddin by Stella Lafayette December 3, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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