Ficsi 

Well, what could I say.
He's just like a monkey, he looks like one, he's eating like one of them,
Also smells like one.

Are you a Ficsi?

Yes, I'm fat and a giant cock sucker.

Ficsi by Eventus November 20, 2021

FINSI 

Acronym for 'Fuck It & Sleep In'

You know, the days when you wake up feeling overwhelmed: You have a headache. You've hardly slept because the neighbors were fighting/having sex/getting raided by the cops, you awoke early to the sound of barking dogs and vomiting drunks walking home from the club, You forgot to change your alarm clock for daylight savings and it went off an hour early, at breakfast time there's no toast because the bread is mouldy, no cereal because the milk has turned, no porridge because the rat in the cupboard ate it, and no chance of a McMuffin because you've lost your wallet. You hate your boss, the new departmental manager has been on your back for weeks, the customers are giving you the irrits, you suffer from anxiety from having to deal with the people in Human Resources, and it all just gets a little bit too much....

FINSI!

WTF !!

I CBA to go to work.

Bugger it all, I'm having a FINSI day !

FINSI by KeithMyArthe September 4, 2011

Pulp Fiction Date 

A presumably platonic outing with a friend's spouse or significant other, usually, though not always, where a certain level of unstated attraction is involved.

"So next Saturday I've got a Pulp Fiction date with my buddy's girlfriend."

Pulp Fiction Date by MrTheNick January 29, 2010

simping for a fictional character 

same buddy

are you simping for a fictional character? same bud

simping for a fictional character by thegg1ord March 25, 2021

Fictipsy

Someone, usually a teenager, who fakes being drunk and/or high at parties because they are trying to be cool.

Kid: Dude, look at Jack, he's about to puke!

Other Kid: Nah, man, he had one beer.

Kid: What a fucking fictipsy.

Fictipsy by Bobby yoooo November 6, 2009

pulp fiction 

1. pulp - a publication, such as a magazine or book, containing lurid subject matter.

2. fiction - a literary work whose content is produced by the imagination and is not necessarily based on fact.

Movie containing lots of killing, cussing, drug use, and Samuel L. Jackson as a bad ass mother fucker.

Is there a sign outside my house that says DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?

pulp fiction by Robyn July 28, 2003

fictiophilia 

Attraction to fictional characters. Fangirls most commonly are afflicted with this.

Attraction to ficitonal characters: Harry Potter, Legolas, Eragon, etc.

'I'm a fangirl who has fictiophilia. I like Numair, from the Immortals, by Tamora Peirce.'

fictiophilia by fantasizing_fluff November 12, 2008