Fickmyster

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its someone who thinks they are incredibly cool and thinks they are too skinny. they go from guy to guy sucking each pee pee for days... they bite vaginas and ride cammels around egypt. take Smichael David Wagner for exapmle....

Smichael David Wagner: im such a Fickmyster

Audra: i know Smike....

Fickmyster by audrabeechler April 20, 2011

Words you can keep

fuckmaster 3000

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!

Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!

fuckmaster 3000 by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017

Related Words

Fickmyster • dickmyster • ficknoster • fuckmaster 3000 • funkmysters • fuck master • Fuck Oyster

ficknoster

a very unusual male species from somerset that likes cider and womens clothes,mainly seen in a collective with other vw drivers,approach with caution,may contain nuts

ficknoster is verticaly chalenged,can be strange but normaly humourous,and uttter filth

ficknoster by simon September 3, 2008

fick myster

a full out flamer who licks dicks just for the hell of it.

A fick myster is someone who jacks off to make himself cum, and then eats it through a straw.

woah, Mike Wagner is such a fick myster !

fick myster by Anti-Fick Myster September 6, 2011

funkmysters

any person who enjoys funk-o-delic style groovie beats, dancing, shakin' booty, disco, blues, electronic... any music you can move to

"Tubby really funked up the place with all the lil funkmysters on the floor."

funkmysters by DanaMite November 6, 2006

dickmyster

alot of dick riders

You a dickmyster from being on his side

dickmyster by Im2much4u712 March 5, 2014

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026