Ferret King 

Code name Pope John Paul II used when he killed Saddam Hussein, in the city of Kazimain.

Pope John Paul II: Ferret King is successful, I repeat Ferret King is successful.
Biggie Cheese: status is heard, head back to, 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007.
Pope John Paul II: roger that how do I proceed.
Biggie Cheese: We have sent you 2 planes to get there land at the buildings.
Pope John Paul II: affirmative.
*20 years later*

Travis Scott: gang gang.

Ferret King by jimmy gibs August 16, 2024

chutney ferreting 

See Rimjob for more Information

Basicaly puting your legs behind your head and having some one lick your ass.

"nothing wrong with a bit of chutney ferreting boys" - Joe carter

chutney ferreting by theunsungheros May 6, 2006

Ferreting 

1.) Cuddling that is incredibly comfortable although may appear odd to outside viewers

2.) To cuddle, only in a fashion that resembles how ferrets lay and sleep: bundled over one another. A very comfortable way to cuddle with a significant other

A: What did you do last night?

B: Oh, me and my girlfriend just laid on the couch together. I was lazy so just laid over her and we ended up just falling asleep

A: Oh yea, ferreting is nice.

Ferreting by Dr Blitzbeine November 7, 2010

ferreting 

Ferreting is derived from the use of ferrets in hunting With their long, lean build, and inquisitive nature, ferrets are very well equipped for getting down holes. The term has evolved into a sexual context where two or more males “ferret” an unsuspecting “rabbit burrow” (female) often referred to as “the rabbit”. In the context of hunting one puts a ferret into each hole and leaving one hole available to observe and capture the discharge. To truly perform the act of ferreting one must not have washed for a good few days the participant’s skin must be rife with all the sweat, grit and revolting bodily odours that make a man a man.

ferreting has been carried out in many famous rabbit warrens including: paris hilton, katie price and watership down

ferreting by ferreter September 5, 2011

Ferreting 

Manovering round a night club or similar establishment, placing stickers of your face on girls breats.

A popular challenge for a stag on his last night of Freedom.

Technique: Pat Pat Grope

Dave had a good night Ferreting last night. Everywhere I turned there were ladies sporting his face on their ferrets.

Ferreting by colonelburnell May 23, 2010

ferreting 

A game gay males play buy letting ferrets run up their ass.

YO you seen VW today ? I bet that gay bastard is ferreting one of his rats agin.

ferreting by skawtA November 27, 2007

Ferreting 

The act of scratching ones own a**hole.

Dude, got an itch or are you prarie dogging? Nah, that's when somethings coming out..... I'm going in, so i'm "ferreting"!

Ferreting by blah14 June 3, 2010