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Feptitious
Fep-ti-tious
To be Feptitious: To be intentionally pedantic in a Devil's advocate manner for reasons of hilarity.
Used in response to a rhetorical question.
To be Feptitious: To be intentionally pedantic in a Devil's advocate manner for reasons of hilarity.
Used in response to a rhetorical question.
"Stop being feptitious"
Feptitious by Beanamatron September 12, 2011
fepswillian
Olivius’s buttocks were so fepswillian stinky that the guys got so pumped!
Did you guys huff any of that fepswillian Jenkem?
Yo, the homeboy Rude Prince is fepswillian Woke AF for posting that selfie!
Did you guys huff any of that fepswillian Jenkem?
Yo, the homeboy Rude Prince is fepswillian Woke AF for posting that selfie!
fepswillian by GerthPaul October 29, 2020
Ho-Fessional
A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.
To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.
The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.
The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?
Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
Ho-Fessional by Eddie Domingez March 19, 2008
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fipsinator by Anorak_ March 2, 2021
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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