Fessis

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Literally, your butt. Or bottom, booty, bum, rear, buttocks, derrière, etc.

Kelsey: Dude, don't be checkin' out my fessis!
Philippe: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it!
Kelsey: okay, well, don't let it happen again or i'll have to kick your fessis.

Fessis by Kelseysomethin' April 1, 2009

Words you can keep

Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

Ho-Fessional by Eddie Domingez March 19, 2008

Related Words

Fessis • Fesis • Fessin • festish • Fessier • Fessing • fessing up • fession • fessional • festiseo

festiss

A fat drunk dickhead that hangs out at public events and mingles with anybody, the individual may pig out on food or jus simply make a fool of himself while people laugh at him for his utter stupidity. They may also play with there belly buttons while talking about sex. They usually wear clothes that are too small for them and wont buy new clothes which causes them to wear the same clothes daily without bathing. Some develop odors that u may be able to smell before even being near them.

Stevens dad is such a festiss.

festiss by r0b j buttkiss September 30, 2007

Ho-Fessional

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

Ho-Fessional by Eddie Domingez March 20, 2008

Fesis

A portmanteau of "feces" and "thesis."

I spent two years looking for source documents for my goddamn fesis.
All the grant money in the world couldn't improve his fesis.

Fesis by Georgia O'Queef November 17, 2011

Fessier

A man whose chosen profession and expertise is on the subject of the ass. Similar but less crude a term as "ass master" or "ass whisperer".

"Man that Antonio Luna is a real fessier. He may be a poor broke ass Mexican but man do those rich twinks keep chasing him."

Fessier by Hans Glockenspiel September 14, 2013

fession

baby 🥺

fuck you fession

fession by rainyyyy November 1, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026