Fessis

Literally, your butt. Or bottom, booty, bum, rear, buttocks, derrière, etc.

Kelsey: Dude, don't be checkin' out my fessis!
Philippe: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it!
Kelsey: okay, well, don't let it happen again or i'll have to kick your fessis.

Fessis by Kelseysomethin' April 1, 2009

Ho-Fessional 

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

Ho-Fessional by Eddie Domingez March 19, 2008

festiss 

A fat drunk dickhead that hangs out at public events and mingles with anybody, the individual may pig out on food or jus simply make a fool of himself while people laugh at him for his utter stupidity. They may also play with there belly buttons while talking about sex. They usually wear clothes that are too small for them and wont buy new clothes which causes them to wear the same clothes daily without bathing. Some develop odors that u may be able to smell before even being near them.

Stevens dad is such a festiss.

festiss by r0b j buttkiss September 30, 2007

Ho-Fessional 

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

Ho-Fessional by Eddie Domingez March 20, 2008

Fesis 

A portmanteau of "feces" and "thesis."

I spent two years looking for source documents for my goddamn fesis.
All the grant money in the world couldn't improve his fesis.

Fesis by Georgia O'Queef November 17, 2011

Fessier

A man whose chosen profession and expertise is on the subject of the ass. Similar but less crude a term as "ass master" or "ass whisperer".

"Man that Antonio Luna is a real fessier. He may be a poor broke ass Mexican but man do those rich twinks keep chasing him."

Fessier by Hans Glockenspiel September 14, 2013

fession 

baby 🥺

fuck you fession

fession by rainyyyy November 1, 2020