Kelsey: Dude, don't be checkin' out my fessis!
Philippe: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it!
Kelsey: okay, well, don't let it happen again or i'll have to kick your fessis.
Philippe: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it!
Kelsey: okay, well, don't let it happen again or i'll have to kick your fessis.
by Kelseysomethin' April 1, 2009
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To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.
The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.
The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?
Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
by Eddie Domingez March 19, 2008
Get the Ho-Fessional mug.A fat drunk dickhead that hangs out at public events and mingles with anybody, the individual may pig out on food or jus simply make a fool of himself while people laugh at him for his utter stupidity. They may also play with there belly buttons while talking about sex. They usually wear clothes that are too small for them and wont buy new clothes which causes them to wear the same clothes daily without bathing. Some develop odors that u may be able to smell before even being near them.
by r0b j buttkiss September 30, 2007
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To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.
The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.
The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?
Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
by Eddie Domingez March 20, 2008
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All the grant money in the world couldn't improve his fesis.
All the grant money in the world couldn't improve his fesis.
by Georgia O'Queef November 17, 2011
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"Man that Antonio Luna is a real fessier. He may be a poor broke ass Mexican but man do those rich twinks keep chasing him."
by Hans Glockenspiel September 14, 2013
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