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Funken Dracebooking 

The ability to update one's Facebook status whilst inebriated. Status updates usually display primal passions of the person that are naturally inhibited when not having consumed excessive amounts of alcohol. Status update usually contains a high degree of incoherence, possible vulgarity, typos, grammatically incorrect elements or overtly emotional or embarrassing elements that the facebook user could not withhold sharing. Hence, "funken dracebook" is used as an apology to say that one was not in their right mind during the last status update.
"I'm sorry, I totally was Funken Dracebooking that last status update"
Funken Dracebooking by VikingMan13 February 4, 2010
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funkendicular 

An adjective used to describe a very peculiar thing or situation. A cross between funky and perpendicular, or straight-up funky.
That chick has some funkendicular hair; I've never seen dread locks and purple highlights.

I've never been to such a funkendicular party where people smear Vegimite all over each other, and then lick it off!
funkendicular by kurty December 3, 2006

funkenwaggles 

a word used to show sudden surprise, usually shouted loudly at orphans
holy funkenwaggles batman!
funkenwaggles by Batman~ December 28, 2008
To pretentiously thank someone
I dont think he is really grateful, i believe he is only fenking me.
fenking by Chuks001 May 23, 2018

fenke-fenke 

Everybody did know when him fenke-fenke, but here him look strappin.
fenke-fenke by Cindy Martinez November 11, 2006

funkentelechy

Literally, "the actualization of the Funk, rather than its potential." Its something about the music that gets into your soul. It is what powers the bop gun. It is the antithesis of the Placebo Syndrome

In other words, its when the music reaches its ultimate climax and becomes the best that it can be, a power so strong that no force on earth can stop it. Everyone must get up and dance. Dance I say, dance!
Funkentelechy is what puts a glide and your stride and a dip in your hip.
funkentelechy by Mav March 16, 2004