funken 

fucken, something you say when you are pissed off

funken hell, i shot my girlfriend again(no not really)

funken by Peter Stewart March 3, 2004

Funken Dracebooking 

The ability to update one's Facebook status whilst inebriated. Status updates usually display primal passions of the person that are naturally inhibited when not having consumed excessive amounts of alcohol. Status update usually contains a high degree of incoherence, possible vulgarity, typos, grammatically incorrect elements or overtly emotional or embarrassing elements that the facebook user could not withhold sharing. Hence, "funken dracebook" is used as an apology to say that one was not in their right mind during the last status update.

"I'm sorry, I totally was Funken Dracebooking that last status update"

Funken Dracebooking by VikingMan13 February 4, 2010

Funken Dracebooking 

Drunk Facebooking while wearing a Viking helmet.

Viking: Wearing a viking helmet into the New Year in Playa Del Rey.
Viking's Facebook Friend: Are you Funken Dracebooking again?

Funken Dracebooking by Lord Thebian January 1, 2010

Funken Wagon

The Jesuit, slang term for your brain. Often confused with junior high school visitors for many other things.

"Put that in your funken wagon."

Funken Wagon by William Ballsitch February 7, 2008

the fuckening 

When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and some shit finally goes down

Ah, there it is, the fuckening.

the fuckening by StrangeArtist January 24, 2017

fuckenoaf

An Australian expression used to convey happiness, satisfaction, or agreement to a proposed question, or an exclamation to a recent event.

Pronounced "fuckin-aye-f"

"Do you want a hit of this mate?"
"Yea alright, fuckenoaf"

"Fuckenoaf, stars are so good tonight"

fuckenoaf by lez mate February 14, 2019

Fuckening 

For when your day is going well somehow you don't believe it and suddently something bad happens

Oh here is it the fuckening

Fuckening by Animelover222 October 5, 2018