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When someone used you as a excuse without telling you and you accidently tell on them.
"So how was Saturday night" "I just stayed home" "I thought you and Paige went out Saturday" "No I thought she stayed home too".
"Why did you tell Tess I was home Saturday"? " Sorry it was a fembel you didn't tell me to cover for you".
Fembel by moneytrees98 November 7, 2018
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Femmellie 

When your family tree is mangled eg.
Having 4 dads, 1 is your uncle and another is your son - a wee bit mingle mangle mongled
It’s something that you can do with your friends and femmellie

Bro, your family is more like a femmellie”

“I saw his femmellie on Jeremy Kyle
Femmellie by Mr moal April 4, 2019
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The correct way to spell female. Ignore what the girls say, they are trying to trick you.
Femel: Like, Omg, Brad look so hot.
Male: Femel, you basic
Femel by purpledinosaur17 February 14, 2018

fumbelievable 

adj.

An exclamation to describe a play in American football that is so unexpectedly botched by one or more players that it results in a cry of outrage from justified fans. Most applicably, a fumble that is recovered by the defense and is ran back for a game-winning touchdown. However, the term can be used to punctuate any heart-wrenchingly sudden event in a game.

Origin: blend of "fumble" and "unbelievable"
"Fumbelievable! We just lost the game because our running back couldn't take a hit and hold onto the ball at the same time."

"Zach Maynard threw another interception? This is fumbelievable!"

fembology 

the stufy of the femboy religion
yo fuck christianity im into fembology
fembology by Oracuda August 9, 2021
A female incel.
A woman who can't get a relationship
Becky is a femcel, she wants a relationship but can't get one to save her life
Femcel by Cananiggagetasandwich September 13, 2020
Although the main definition would be something along the lines of "female incel", the term femcel is often just used to describe various personality traits. Yes, a femcel is a celibate woman (voluntarily or not), but with time, the word has mostly been used to describe single women interested in (non exhaustive list) :

- the internet. Femcels are known to be chronically online first and foremost.

- being mentally ill, in one way or another.

- being obsessed with femboys/being a yandere.

- listening to "femcel music" : mitski, fleetwood mac, blondie, princess chelsea, deftones, deathgrips...

- having "femcel hobbies" : video games, horror, a mix of both, "cutesy" things, art, spending all day in bed doing absolutely nothing, anime...

- generally being a social reject, especially in real life, and mostly having online friend (if any IRL friends at all).
"i haven't left my room in a week and my back really hurts."

"Yeah, maybe that's because you've been doing nothing but rewatching Serial Experiments Lain for the 100th time and listening to three hours deep dives about every PS2 psychological horror games with a woman protagonist you could find."

"lol yeah i guess."

"You're such a fucking femcel."
Femcel by sharkazzz September 26, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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