Fembel

When someone used you as a excuse without telling you and you accidently tell on them.

"So how was Saturday night" "I just stayed home" "I thought you and Paige went out Saturday" "No I thought she stayed home too".
"Why did you tell Tess I was home Saturday"? " Sorry it was a fembel you didn't tell me to cover for you".

by moneytrees98 November 7, 2018

Femmellie

When your family tree is mangled eg.
Having 4 dads, 1 is your uncle and another is your son - a wee bit mingle mangle mongled

It’s something that you can do with your friends and femmellie

“Bro, your family is more like a femmellie”

“I saw his femmellie on Jeremy Kyle”

by Mr moal April 4, 2019

Femel

The correct way to spell female. Ignore what the girls say, they are trying to trick you.

Femel: Like, Omg, Brad look so hot.
Male: Femel, you basic

by purpledinosaur17 February 14, 2018

fumbelievable

adj.

An exclamation to describe a play in American football that is so unexpectedly botched by one or more players that it results in a cry of outrage from justified fans. Most applicably, a fumble that is recovered by the defense and is ran back for a game-winning touchdown. However, the term can be used to punctuate any heart-wrenchingly sudden event in a game.

Origin: blend of "fumble" and "unbelievable"

"Fumbelievable! We just lost the game because our running back couldn't take a hit and hold onto the ball at the same time."

"Zach Maynard threw another interception? This is fumbelievable!"

by Definest Youllevermeet December 16, 2011

fembology

the stufy of the femboy religion

yo fuck christianity im into fembology

by Oracuda August 9, 2021

Femcel

A female incel.
A woman who can't get a relationship

Becky is a femcel, she wants a relationship but can't get one to save her life

by Cananiggagetasandwich September 13, 2020

Femcel

Although the main definition would be something along the lines of "female incel", the term femcel is often just used to describe various personality traits. Yes, a femcel is a celibate woman (voluntarily or not), but with time, the word has mostly been used to describe single women interested in (non exhaustive list) :

- the internet. Femcels are known to be chronically online first and foremost.

- being mentally ill, in one way or another.

- being obsessed with femboys/being a yandere.

- listening to "femcel music" : mitski, fleetwood mac, blondie, princess chelsea, deftones, deathgrips...

- having "femcel hobbies" : video games, horror, a mix of both, "cutesy" things, art, spending all day in bed doing absolutely nothing, anime...

- generally being a social reject, especially in real life, and mostly having online friend (if any IRL friends at all).

"i haven't left my room in a week and my back really hurts."

"Yeah, maybe that's because you've been doing nothing but rewatching Serial Experiments Lain for the 100th time and listening to three hours deep dives about every PS2 psychological horror games with a woman protagonist you could find."

"lol yeah i guess."

"You're such a fucking femcel."

by sharkazzz September 26, 2023