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When you wanna bitch and keep on bitching, use Felm.
Jessica, why do you always have to Felm?”
Felm by Crystal_Violet April 26, 2021
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A woman who is an adventurer, so enthusiastic about life, is always off to explore something new in her life and rarely settle at a particular place for a long time. She's outspoken, speaks before she thinks, bluntly honest, which usually gets her in trouble. She will brighten your life with her optimism, boost you with loyalty, trust you blindly and shower her affection on you. She will encourage you to see dreams and help you in making them come true!
Felma - imperfectly perfect woman
Felma by defining names June 18, 2011
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When you are fucking someone in the ass, cum in the ass, and drink the cum out with a straw.

Ian Cramer gave his girlfriend a felmer because he was thirsty.
felmer by Ken002 April 24, 2007
A descendent of a faggoty two-bit felt machine, imported from small Greek islands. Default composition of the human Felmen includes:
two flimsy arms,
two pudgy blown up legs,
a 2-inch tallywhacker,
cunty, black, mullet frodo hair,
and one donkey brain.
Hey Rigel, did you see that greasy felt machine walking down the street last night?! Wow, he must be from the Greek Islands! FELMEN LOVES DONKEY NUTS
Felmen by Donkeywaste November 2, 2011
noun. A huge noob. Someone who is a noob
Nice pull you felmoric noob!
Felmor by kek kek kek August 5, 2006
- a pretentious, flirtatious ego-manic that tries but HORRIBLY FAILS at getting at little beautiful girls while in relationships with other ones.
Also, Known for talking BAAAARE ISH about past issues & people that do not concern them.
That guy is being such a Felman tonight at my party
Felman by 'Eequas. August 6, 2011

felmsole 

The skin that forms on soup or liquid that is left out to sit for too long.
Awwww, the tomato soup has a gnarly felmsole...
felmsole by kingcookie December 9, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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