Felmon 

A savage king

DAMN, I WANT TO BE A FELMON!

Felmon by Felmon September 6, 2016

Felmon 

An idiot, one who doesn't know when to stop asking questions and is always on people's nuts.

Man look at that Felmon, he is so annoying!

Felmon by Keeping it real all the time November 24, 2010

Felony Way 

A commonly used name to describe the City of Federal Way, Washington. Routine gunfire and stabbings occur on almost a nightly basis, which is nothing to say of armed robberies, burglaries, and stolen cars. The epicenter for criminal activity used to be Pacific Highway. While Pacific Highway is still dangerous, the Park 16, subsidized housing project, and others currently being constructed are now ground zero for lawless behavior. Contrary to empirical evidence related to the introduction of these criminal hot spots, the City's mayor still believes that the crime wave in the City is being imported in from Tacoma.

Wish me luck baby. I gotta deliver a pizza to some outlaw at the Park 16 apartment complex in Felony Way. Bullets always be flyin in Felony Way!

Felony Way by Nafius September 27, 2017

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” 

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023

felony shoes 

Common term for athletic shoes, so called because of their obvious popularity with busy criminals needing a low cost means of escape. Nothing destroys the credibility of a "Cop Show" on TV faster than having the fat, middle aged, dress-shoe wearing white hero run down a twenty year-old black dude in tennis shoes. Channel clicker, do your stuff....

Passing pedestrian:"My, that looks like O.J. creeping down that alley in black pants, jacket, watch-cap and felony shoes. Nah, couldn't be....

felony shoes by Kieran Le Petomaine November 23, 2006

Felony Boner

Sexual arousal that occurs when commiting a felony-level act or imagining doing so. Often sexual in nature but is not limited to sexual deviancy. Other examples include: armed robbery, large-scale vandalism, grand conspiracy and multiple situations including both drugs and alcohol.

Dude.... selling shit to minors in a school zone makes my shit hard, Felony Boner bruh!

Felony Boner by Dill-dozer August 27, 2017

Diarrhea Felony 

A diarrhea felony is when you have diarrhea into an empty ice cube tray, freeze it, and throw the resulting diarrhea cubes at people on the street.

Man, David got busted for three years after committing that diarrhea felony on Tuesday.

Diarrhea Felony by grigori rasputin January 4, 2019